I cannot handle showers
I've injured my right foot, just near the big toe. I am hobbling around slightly like a douchebag because it pains to bend the toe.
- What happened to your foot? Something happen at the gym?
- No no... In the shower, I dropped my tub of body scrub on it.
- That's it?
- IT'S A HEAVY MOTHAFUCKA OF A THING AIIGHT?!!
Really, I don't get it-- the whole area is bruised up all dark and swollen. Dangnabbit you 500mL.
- What happened to your foot? Something happen at the gym?
- No no... In the shower, I dropped my tub of body scrub on it.
- That's it?
- IT'S A HEAVY MOTHAFUCKA OF A THING AIIGHT?!!
Really, I don't get it-- the whole area is bruised up all dark and swollen. Dangnabbit you 500mL.