i don't want to go to work

[anniebot]

i like to look at random jobs on craigslist sometimes, and i came across this one. read it in an excited pimply teenaged boy's voice

Comments

[koalasaurus]

Would you rather be the kind of person who makes a job posting like that -

OR

Kiss the Hawaiian guy after he burps?

[cyber_athlete]

will it be YOU?!!!!!