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Jun 24, 2012 02:44

This is a very pathetic story. I'm kind of not sure why I'm telling it? But you always hear things about how "OH, TALK IT OUT, YOU'LL FEEL BETTER" or whatnot, so what the hell. Maybe, by posting this, I'll manage to uncover the shred of dignity that this story has left me.

Anyways, if my life is going to be laughable regardless, then by God I will ( Read more... )

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myrimidryad June 24 2012, 10:06:51 UTC
Victory! Concerning the candy, I mean. ^^ This reads a lot like Hyperbole and a Half - you ever read that?

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anneka_neko June 25 2012, 00:05:08 UTC
Ah, yeah, I have. I actually wondered, while writing, if I was getting too close to it? But then. This is just kind of how my brain talks? So I wasn't sure.

Words. I has them. 8D

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myrimidryad June 25 2012, 01:06:10 UTC
Hey, if your brain talks like that, I'm jealous. ;) Mine's a lot more mundane. Though it does have its witty moments.

Sense. I don't have it.

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anneka_neko June 25 2012, 01:16:36 UTC
My brain's a very weird and verbose place. xD

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viceindustrious June 24 2012, 15:13:11 UTC
Man, I understand that feel.

I will totally walk right past shops I meant to go into if I am feeling insecure and am getting bad vibes from the staff. Oh I know they are totally composing whole novels about how lame I am in their head when they're ringing me up!

Give me a grocery store that will deliver in ~15 minutes. By stork. No human contact necessary.

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anneka_neko June 25 2012, 00:06:36 UTC
Man, remember this one? The Tacocopter?

Gimme THAT.

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viceindustrious June 25 2012, 12:52:32 UTC
YES.

but milkshakes also

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anneka_neko June 25 2012, 15:18:39 UTC
HELL yes.

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chelonianmobile June 25 2012, 00:45:46 UTC
This all sounds very much like me. I remember going out to buy cheesecake at eleven PM my freshman year. No wonder I'm fat XD

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anneka_neko June 25 2012, 01:17:29 UTC
Oh, it's terrible. I had a salad and a smoothie today, and I feel all good about that? But I just know that soon I'll have a craving and justify it because I WAS HEALTHY THAT ONE DAY etc.

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unsettledink June 25 2012, 04:18:04 UTC
Awww *pats* At least you got your Reeses in the end! I too have sat in the parking lot of a store I meant to go into and not been able to get out of the car ... though it tends to be because I'm too damn lazy to be bothered to ( ... )

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anneka_neko June 25 2012, 04:44:53 UTC
That's exactly how it would go if I lived on a campus.

Only the thing is, I would do it when I had food in my room. I would just suddenly want something insanely unhealthy.

I'm not good at impulses, I guess is what I'm saying.

BUT TODAY I HAD A SALAD AND A SMOOTHIE AND WALKED AROUND THE MALL AND I FEEL LIKE A WINNER.

And then I got home and ate Easy Mac. LIKE A GODDAMN CHAMPION.

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