Comments | anneka_neko: Writer's Block: R.I.P

anneka_neko

Writer's Block: R.I.P

Oct 28, 2011 17:30

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RP account here but what the heck! notshadowfever October 28 2011, 21:33:49 UTC

If you're going to be launched into the sun, doesn't cremation become sort of redundant?

Come to think of it, though, it is the likely outcome of a dragon battle.

Re: RP account here but what the heck! anneka_neko October 28 2011, 21:45:10 UTC

See, I've actually thought about that, but I imagine it would take a bit of time to set up launching me into the sun, and it just seems icky if my corpse is hanging out rotting while they set everything up. Feels like less fuss if it's just a peanut butter jar of ashes sitting in the corner, and then they can take their time setting that rocket nonsense up properly.

There is only one way a dragon battle can end badly-- when the dragon dies.

notshadowfever October 28 2011, 21:51:59 UTC

Is it because it's harder to launch a dragon into the sun?

anneka_neko October 28 2011, 22:00:53 UTC

...OH MY GOD.

New must-die death: devoured by a dragon mid-battle, and then said dragon is launched into a black hole somewhere in deep space... AND COMES OUT INTO A SUN.

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lakkane October 28 2011, 21:48:13 UTC

"where no cremated person has gone before"!!
lol, best writer's block answer ever

anneka_neko October 28 2011, 22:02:14 UTC

Thank you! :D

Seriously, though. >> I want to be a Star Trek subplot so much.

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anneka_neko October 30 2011, 17:11:03 UTC

Ahhh I have not read all of it, but I've read a bit online... uh... somewhere. >> Did Cracked link to like an excerpt of it? Maybe? IDEK.

Also, that is AMAZING. FUCK. I kind of might have to add that to my list of acceptable burials.

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anneka_neko October 30 2011, 21:25:17 UTC

My parents are no fun at all and just say things like "this is morbid!" and change the subject. They also seem to be operating under the assumption that they'll definitely outlive me, which I agree is the hope, but I really feel like they should understand in which direction to launch my remains just in case, you know?

But then they're all "THAT SOUNDS EXPENSIVE" and I'm like "THEN NEXT TIME DON'T RAISE ME ON STAR TREK".

My parents are little to no fun.

My brother is more fun, but any conversation he and I have inevitably derails into competing "your mom", "your face" and "your butt" jokes, so we rarely get very far.

destezege November 2 2011, 00:54:13 UTC

What a great resource!

hugibertife November 3 2011, 11:25:41 UTC

Did you heard what Rob Matts said about that?