Comments | anneka_neko: Fic: Accent

anneka_neko

Fic: Accent

Nov 28, 2010 17:19

Title: Accent
Fandom: The Expendables
Genre: preslash, bromance
Rating: T
Warning: use of the word "fag" (non-malicious)
Disclaimer: If I owned it, the gay would be way more obvious.
Summary: "It's Christmas time," Barney says.

( Tool is back to trying to figure out what it is about Christmas that bothers him so much. )

oh slash, rating: t, fanfic, fandom: the expendables

Comments 8

the_me09 November 28 2010, 22:26:35 UTC

You have such a way with voices. Like seriously IDE...

WONDERFUL!

P.S. TOOL, STOP FOOLING YOURSELF. YOU ARE SOME FAG. IT'S HOT, DEAL.

anneka_neko November 28 2010, 22:33:17 UTC

I ENJOY HOW YOU APPRECIATE THE DEEP INNER CONFLICT THE CHARACTER HAS AND RESPECT IT. :P

IDE think he's gay. I think he's just like... he's got a fascination with Christmas that will, with the right chain of events, turn sexual.

I feel like without warning I've suddenly changed, you know? I'm tired of writing gay guys. I want to start just writing GUYS.

Did that make even any sense remotely ever?

the_me09 November 28 2010, 22:34:22 UTC

Yes, that did make sense and I'm all

O_o

anneka_neko November 28 2010, 23:12:09 UTC

The guys I've been writing have been too defined by their sexuality. It's getting boring.

underdebate November 29 2010, 21:25:12 UTC

He and Barney used to try out accents on each other-- Barney swears Tool's Russkie accent sounds like the goddamned real deal.

I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE

(oooboy school shit killed me last night, I might have periodically reread your fics in between watching random five-minute Expendables scenes, um, no worries)

Oh Tool, bb, you're acting like a teenage boy with a crush he does not want to have. DON'T WORRY I'D BE TRYING TO GET JASON STATHAM TO TALK IF HE WAS IN MY VICINITY TOO Lee, why are you such a pinup girl, I mean really-- part of me wants to believe he totally has no idea what sprawling all over bikes does to the mental health of most people who happen to be watching, and part of me thinks he actually really, really does ( ... )

anneka_neko November 30 2010, 00:04:45 UTC

WHAT CAN I SAY? THAT MAN CAN WORK A RUSSIAN ACCENT. <3<3<3 (Seriously, I know everyone gets it, but I'm so excited someone called me on it so I can be like AHAHAHA INDEED AM CLEVER.)

And Tool, IDEK. Barney sees it for sure. To me, Barney's a man who like... he might have a problem with it if it's like SOME DUDE WALKS UP AND HITS ON HIM or even SOME DUDE IS OVER THERE CHECKIN' HIM OUT, but "bros before hos" works both ways, man, and you don't judge a brother for which piece of ass he wants to tap. (Hello, Tool!) And Barney's, he knows... he knows Tool plenty well enough to not have hetero panic, 'cause he's like "...but it's TOOL."

But I don't think Tool knows! At all! IDK. He's just always been like "Um, I'm straight? Duh?" only more badass, and now like I was saying to Megan up there, it's like a fascination that... like the only way it'll turn sexual is if Christmas calls him on it or makes a move, or pooooossibly if Barney has a little heart-to-heart with Tool. And it's so exciting, 'cause I DON'T KNOW IF IT'LL HAPPEN OR NOT! Or ( ... )

HOLY FLAILFEST, BATMAN mme_terpsichore November 30 2010, 02:38:16 UTC

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FLAILY FLAILY JOY OF FLAILYNESS!!!!! OH MY GOD I THINK I LOVE YOU. I am for serious, physically having a nervy spasm right now, going "GNEEEEEEEEEE" and scaring the hell out of my cats. I was sooooo upset that there did not seem to be ANY other slash or semi-slash fic for Expendables out there. I mean, COME ON. And then you come along like some sort of AVENGING ANGEL OF SECRET CHRISTMAS-LUST AND WOW. This just... I don't even... WOW. (Russian accent- IVAN FOR THE WIN!!!! UNFF, MICKEY WHY YOU DO SO MANY SEXY ROLES???) This fic is especially awesome to me, cuz I had a dream the other night where Lee was talking to Barney, bitching at him about what a twat he's being to Tool, and Christmas was like "look if you don't sleep with Tool soon I'm going to, cuz DAT ASS" and so forth. And Barney was all stubborn, so Lee ended up bangin' Tool, which was AWESOME, and then Barney was jealous, so HE banged Tool, which was ALSO AWESOME. It was a good dream. It made no sense at all, but it was a good dream. (I may have to write it ( ... )

Re: HOLY FLAILFEST, BATMAN anneka_neko November 30 2010, 13:24:02 UTC

Pffffffffff that. THAT SOUNDS LIKE AN EXCELLENT FIC INDEED. At first I thought you wanted us both to get married TO Statham, Rourke, and Stallone, and I was like "IDK HOW THAT WORKS, BUT FUCK YES I'M IN!"

I actually have a fic I started working on last night before collapsing into bed (after about thirty minutes of sleep in the previous thirty hours, which was both AMAZING and OH GOD NEVER AGAIN), and I think it still makes sense after sleep! I shall just tell you this much.

Christmas.
Sexting.

That is all. :D