News and oddities

[annearchy]

1. My work computer has been disinfected and seems to be working just fine. Naturally, after it got infected with the Troj/Small-EOG trojan, I saw this article, Web browsers are new frontline in internet war - I suspect this is how I picked up the virus on my work computer. So, gah, which website did I get it from and how many other computers is it

Comments

[florahart]

He says that the features demonstrate an evolutionary "arms race" in which control over reproduction alternates between the sexes. If the male develops a longer, more elaborate phallus to force copulation, females wrest back control by developing features to thwart males who rape.

1. *waits for some nut to cite this as evidence that women DO want it; after all, we have not yet evolved complex vaginas*

2. This needs fic. Fortunately, I have loads on my plate.

[annearchy]

2. This needs fic. Fortunately, I have loads on my plate.

Fortunately ;) I can just imagine something about this on AduckFanFiction.net. "Duck, Duck, Goose" anyone?

[florahart]

Also, your #3 there... I conclude if this is an engineering problem, clearly the answer is nanites. *assigns Wesley Crusher to solve ED*

And I want to know how he sold this study to his volunteers. "Okay, I'm doing to use a needle to pump your dick full of salt water, and the I'm going to push on it until it breaks. Ready?"

[annearchy]

That would certain draw the volunteers like flies to... right.

[annearchy]

Those randy ducks :P Actually I heard on NPR or somewhere, just recently, that ducks are the only birds with an actual phallus. And some ducks, apparently, more than others. I shall avoid the obvious pun :P

[annearchy]

Duck dick. I couldn't resist :P

[ladybluestar]

Ok, that's just all kinds of bizarre.

[annearchy]

Wrong on so many levels. Evolution is a weird thing, eh? :D

[caalan]

#3. Riiight. So it still comes down to the woman putting too much pressure on the guy. At least we are still letting them in whether they are bendy or not, like those rascally ducks.

Hee to the duckduckgoose comment.

[annearchy]

I'm still sort of astonished by what the ducks' equipment looks like o_O