Ohmigod, that sex advice. So go for a run, don't shower and eat asparagus. Play a horror movie. Frame your clitoris and scoot. Moan a lot and then recap it like an episode of Lost. Sounds good. I'll be sure to do that. Right after I wax my pubes into an arrow.
Yeah, the asparagus advice actually made me wonder if they were pulling a fast one. Asparagus is pretty well known to cause urine and probably semen to smell and taste bad (not that a given person goes about tasting urine, usually, but you know what I mean).
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