Stolen from everyone

[annakovsky]

So I am doing this meme with everyone else: Give me one character or pairing in a fandom I'm familiar with, and I will give you a sentence or two of fic.

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[moireach]

JD/DR. COX!!!!

[annakovsky]

"Honestly, Barbara," Dr. Cox said, and splayed his hand across JD's chest to hold him against the wall. "You act like you've never kissed a boy before."

[swmbo]

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

*LOVES*

[ros_fod]

Um. HELLO.

[snarkhunter]

Molly Weasley.

[annakovsky]

When You-Know-Who comes back, Molly tells Arthur they should take the children and move to America, but he says to be brave, and for the first time she wishes she hadn't married a Gryffindor.

[snarkhunter]

Oh, DAMN.

It occurred to me as I was coming home tonight that picking Molly was like giving you a loaded gun and telling you to shoot me, b/c it was bound to hurt, but this is AWESOME.

[moireach]

Mmmm! This is sad and therefore awesome.

[miggy]

LOGAN ECHOLLS HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.

[annakovsky]

HAHA YOU ARE NOT FUNNY!

When Logan finds out that his dad's been arrested, he turns off his cell phone, shoves his way through the crowd of reporters outside his house, and drives to Connor's place, where he takes some E and fucks one (or both, he can't really remember) of the Olsen twins, and then they all go to a club, high as kites, and when he wakes up the next morning, spread-eagled on Connor's floor, Trina is kicking him and glaring. "You are a public relations nightmare," she says, and he closes his eyes and wonders if she were his full sister instead of just half, she wouldn't be such a bitch.

(er, edited because I got the dude's name wrong)

[marguerite_26]

swmbos_kovsky,annakovsky, bodypaint

[annakovsky]

They all go paintballing, and Annakovsky beats the SHIT out of Swmbos_kovsky, who, let's face it, just sucks all around, and now proves it by being covered in blue paint.

[marguerite_26]

OMGWTF???11!!

You got issues, lady! ISSUES!

[myriad69]

XOM!!!!!!

(dammit, I don't have my Xom icon in rotation...)

[annakovsky]

Xander flies out to visit Dom in Hawaii, on the set, because he's never been out there and Dom had insisted, and they go for drinks, and by the fourth round Dom's "accidentally" brushing Xander's leg for the second time, in spite of his hot girlfriend, and so when Dom says, "Want to go back to my place and make out?" Xander's not even surprised.

[myriad69]

*flailing with happiness*

[lalejandra]

HAHAHAHAHA OMG.