Eleison (Elliot/Olivia, NC-17)

[annakovsky]

So Sloane was like, "Hey, wanna go to hell later?" and I was like, "DO I EVER," and she was like, "Catholic priest AU," and I was all, "OMG YOU ARE SICK, I WILL HAVE IT TO YOU BY FIVE." Also, she says that I should mention that she demanded a happy ending, so that when you get there you won't think my journal's been highjacked by some imposter

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[bantha_fodder]

"Yeah," he says, so close his breath is warm on her mouth, and he kisses her again, then pulls back to say, "God thinks you're hot."

OMG DUDE YOU WIN THE INTERNETS.

[annakovsky]

Hahahahaha, THANK YOU.

I hear rumors of skateboarding prompts to come? WHICH I AM ALL OVER. Any more specifics?

[bantha_fodder]

YES. You remember the raver episode in season one? (I cannot recall the title of the ep, but I'm sure Sloane would) That's what Liv looks like. And there is a skateboarding competition. Liv is the best skateboarder around. And make sure there's some Munch.

And if you pull this off, I will be SO IMPRESSED, given they are all at least twenty years too old to be skateboarders.

But first I want to see the PIRATES OMG YAY.

[annakovsky]

Hahahaha, YES. I have SEEN that episode, and they do the WORST JOB AT BEING UNDERCOVER IN THE WORLD. It makes me LAUGH AND LAUGH, because it is ludicrous.

HAHAHAHA OMG Liv in a skateboarding competition, I am going to die of the ridiculousness of this. AWESOME.

Pirates is SCARING ME. I have the feeling there will be lots of, "Arr, mateys!"

[snarkhunter]

Dear God: Thank you for not calling me to the Catholic church. Then I can enjoy things that involve not-quite-ex-priests having sex. Sincerely, Me.

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Now you do realize, of course, that this does absolutely NOTHING to kill hide hold in remission my unnatural juvenile fascination with priests.

From the crucifix on the opposite wall of her office, Jesus seems to be giving her a disapproving look. She doesn't blame him.

Maybe I should get a crucifix.

(OMG I love this game that you play! MORE. MORE AU! MORE!)

[annakovsky]

Dear God: Thank you for not calling me to the Catholic church.

Hahahahaha, uh, same here.

I'm so glad you liked it! I was very dubious with the prompt, but now I am kind of enamored with Elliot as priest. WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME OMG?

[snarkhunter]

WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME OMG?

IF THIS IS WRONG I DO NOT WANT TO BE RIGHT.

Must. Wean. Self. From. Capslock.

[ratphooey]

This awesomeness had better go on all summer, to save me from rerun hell.

[annakovsky]

YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT, BABY!

Heeeeeeeeeee. Thanks!

[kismeteve]

"Olivia Benson, this is John Munch, our local rabbi, and Odafin Tutuola, our Baptist preacher."

I would so attend synagogue with Munch.

"God thinks you're hot."

Well, He would. He made her. :D

[annakovsky]

Hahaha, we decided that Munch must be the worst rabbi ever. People come to him with spiritual crises, and he either makes sarcastic comments or says, "Uh, look inside yourself for the answer" and shoos them out the door. :-)

Well, He would. He made her.

HAHAHA I thought the exact same thing when I wrote that part!

[kismeteve]

Munch would be the House of the rabbinical world. Yes.

I thought the exact same thing when I wrote that part!

See, I got the hint from your fabulousness. :D

[annakovsky]

Woohoo! Het! It's new! It's edgy! Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. :-)

[kismeteve]

Het! It's new! It's edgy!

Hee!