Oh, my Christ, the government have turned into my previous employer. Let everything go to crystallised shit around you but make sure you ask everyone HOW THEY'RE DOING. FFS.
Yep. Sounds like Motorola's "Individual Dignity Entitlement." Thankfully, I was never a permie there, but I observed the beneficent effects of that aspect of their Human Remains policy on those around me.
Too depressing to even *think* about. Much more of this fascism (a word I don't toss around lightly) and I'd be tempted to sell up and get out before the camps and workhouses are built. I'll be happy when I see the heads of Cameron, Osborne and "Duncan" Smith stuck on poles on London Bridge.
Incidentally, wasn't it workfare guru and Labour peer Richard Layard who came up with this "happiness index" horseshit about twelve years ago at the behest of Frank Field?
Incidentally, wasn't it workfare guru and Labour peer Richard Layard who came up with this "happiness index" horseshit about twelve years ago at the behest of Frank Field?
It does sound familiar. I may be misremembering but I'm pretty sure I remember the Tories deriding it as a ridiculous, namby pamby whiny lefty waste of money. I mean, in the present economic climate it is a huge waste of fucking money - and the answers are going to pretty obvious from anyone pulling down less than 80k a fucking year. NO WE ARE NOT HAPPY WE HAVE NO FUCKING MONEY WE ARE ALL POOR AS SHIT AND THERE ARE NO FUCKING JOBS NEXT QUESTION.
Hey, Dave, I earn slightly less than the national average wage and you just froze my pay for two years. This is on top of not getting a pay rise last year. You've cut the funding for any kind of help for kids who need it and in a time of lower wholesale gas prices, my fuel bills are going up, along with VAT, insurance premiums, petrol prices, bread and chocolate. So yeah, everything's fucking peachy.
How's things with you? Have you settled in to your two new homes that we pay for yet?
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Incidentally, wasn't it workfare guru and Labour peer Richard Layard who came up with this "happiness index" horseshit about twelve years ago at the behest of Frank Field?
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It does sound familiar. I may be misremembering but I'm pretty sure I remember the Tories deriding it as a ridiculous, namby pamby whiny lefty waste of money. I mean, in the present economic climate it is a huge waste of fucking money - and the answers are going to pretty obvious from anyone pulling down less than 80k a fucking year. NO WE ARE NOT HAPPY WE HAVE NO FUCKING MONEY WE ARE ALL POOR AS SHIT AND THERE ARE NO FUCKING JOBS NEXT QUESTION.
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How's things with you? Have you settled in to your two new homes that we pay for yet?
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