Comments | annafugazzi: Why I adore my flist with the fire of ten thousand weepingc*cks

annafugazzi

Why I adore my flist with the fire of ten thousand weepingc*cks

Mar 12, 2009 15:17

Somebody on my flist linked to this and I can't figure out who. Whoever you are? Thank you for almost waking up my children. I was seriously shrieking last night as I read through. It's a link to a couple of scanned pages from a published novel, where the scanner said, "There was no way to simply say, 'I read a really bad description in this book ( Read more... )

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stereosymbiosis March 12 2009, 19:21:07 UTC

THAT WAS ME LMFAO. I seriously don't remember the last time I've laughed so hard.

annafugazzi March 12 2009, 19:28:33 UTC

OMG thank you thank you thank you. And my partner nearly peed himself laughing as we read together :D :D :D

miss_bowtruckle March 12 2009, 19:34:08 UTC

Dude. That's even worse than 'dirigible of love'.

*dies*

And btw...WFTQUEEB???

annafugazzi March 13 2009, 15:37:05 UTC

Dude. That's even worse than 'dirigible of love'.
No easy task, that :D :D :D

And btw...WFTQUEEB???
I know!! The word has crawled through my head a few times since I read it, and each time I'm left breathless with wtfness :D :D :D

Love the icon, btw!

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annafugazzi March 13 2009, 15:37:59 UTC

You either laugh or cry, right? And also shriek. Mostly gibberish interspersed with MY EYES!!

vanseedee March 12 2009, 19:41:54 UTC

You can't be serious. I refuse to believe that was published.

....my cunt makes a disappointed queeb sound as we separate.... ???

Excuse me while I'm off having a serious talk with my cunt about those queeb sounds I've been denied.

annafugazzi March 13 2009, 15:42:58 UTC

You can't be serious. I refuse to believe that was published.
Alas, I have no proof. I have been reluctant to look, for fear that I'll find it.

Excuse me while I'm off having a serious talk with my cunt about those queeb sounds I've been denied.
LOL! I must say I looked down at mine and asked it why no queebing. It didn't answer me. 'Cause its lips were sealed. Ba-dum-bump. I decided a silent vagina is not a bad thing.

Somewhere, a thesaurus is crying mercy. karaz March 12 2009, 20:43:22 UTC

OMFG. WHO PUBLISHED THAT TRIPE!? Please let it be a joke. If it's not all of ff.net should call these people. They'll soon be published authors too.

The fan art in the comments is ftw though.

God, I don't even know why I have to - but I have to: Queeb? I thought it was queef? Also I am amazed at the pubes, cunt, fucking doggy-style and the rest is juxtaposed with most purple prose I've ever seen. It's like some 14-yr-old boy wrote porn and his 16-yr-old sister tried to make it more poetic.

Re: Somewhere, a thesaurus is crying mercy. annafugazzi March 13 2009, 15:47:32 UTC

OMFG. WHO PUBLISHED THAT TRIPE!? Please let it be a joke. If it's not all of ff.net should call these people. They'll soon be published authors too.
::shudders violently::

The fan art in the comments is ftw though.
Isn't it? I had almost as much fun reading the comments as I did the post :)

God, I don't even know why I have to - but I have to: Queeb? I thought it was queef?
LOL!! Are you sure it doesn't have a silent e at the end? I believe it comes from the French 'Le Queeffe.'

Also I am amazed at the pubes, cunt, fucking doggy-style and the rest is juxtaposed with most purple prose I've ever seen. It's like some 14-yr-old boy wrote porn and his 16-yr-old sister tried to make it more poetic.
OMG must. share. with. DH.

::wipes eyes:: Thanks :D :D