Somebody on my flist linked to this and I can't figure out who. Whoever you are? Thank you for almost waking up my children. I was seriously shrieking last night as I read through. It's a link to a couple of scanned pages from a published novel, where the scanner said, "There was no way to simply say, 'I read a really bad description in this book
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*dies*
And btw...WFTQUEEB???
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No easy task, that :D :D :D
And btw...WFTQUEEB???
I know!! The word has crawled through my head a few times since I read it, and each time I'm left breathless with wtfness :D :D :D
Love the icon, btw!
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....my cunt makes a disappointed queeb sound as we separate.... ???
Excuse me while I'm off having a serious talk with my cunt about those queeb sounds I've been denied.
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Alas, I have no proof. I have been reluctant to look, for fear that I'll find it.
Excuse me while I'm off having a serious talk with my cunt about those queeb sounds I've been denied.
LOL! I must say I looked down at mine and asked it why no queebing. It didn't answer me. 'Cause its lips were sealed. Ba-dum-bump. I decided a silent vagina is not a bad thing.
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The fan art in the comments is ftw though.
God, I don't even know why I have to - but I have to: Queeb? I thought it was queef? Also I am amazed at the pubes, cunt, fucking doggy-style and the rest is juxtaposed with most purple prose I've ever seen. It's like some 14-yr-old boy wrote porn and his 16-yr-old sister tried to make it more poetic.
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::shudders violently::
The fan art in the comments is ftw though.
Isn't it? I had almost as much fun reading the comments as I did the post :)
God, I don't even know why I have to - but I have to: Queeb? I thought it was queef?
LOL!! Are you sure it doesn't have a silent e at the end? I believe it comes from the French 'Le Queeffe.'
Also I am amazed at the pubes, cunt, fucking doggy-style and the rest is juxtaposed with most purple prose I've ever seen. It's like some 14-yr-old boy wrote porn and his 16-yr-old sister tried to make it more poetic.
OMG must. share. with. DH.
::wipes eyes:: Thanks :D :D
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