This is really why I missed so much school.....

A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well.

"What's the matter?" he asks.

"I have a case of Anal Glaucoma," she says in a weak voice.

He asks: "What the hell is Anal Glaucoma?"

She responds: "I can't see my ass coming into work

They said August... but I know it will be sooner.

Oh, yay! I should do a jig or something. :)

p.s. How about this weather? The sun is out right now. Whoot!

THUS FAR, THIS WEEKEND HAS BEEN GOOD. HORRAY FOR THREE DAY WEEKENDS!

-GABBY.

[in a british accent.]
"I neva seen a girl spittin' lyrics on an elephant before."

Three day weekend....

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