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[2toadstoolsdown]

[ the hesitance is practically palpable as the screen flickers for a second and reveals this cute little face, looking all sorts of uncomfortable. you see, Rory doesn’t ever get drunk. ever. so waking up in a strange place after full-body paralysis is actually really really terrifying. help please. ]

Um. I’ve seen videos like this and I imagine that

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[Video]

[straightupzorra]

Whoa, hold up. I know every guy in McKinley, and between me and Britts we've made out with all of them, I dunno who you are or how you know Finn, actually, I don't care how you know Finn, but quit your lyin'.

1/2

[straightupzorra]

All true.

[straightupzorra]

And whatever, if you're so desperate for friends that you need to ask outright for them I guess we can work something out.

[2toadstoolsdown]

Brilliant! [ it's better than nothing! ]

[straightupzorra]

Sooo what happens now?

[2toadstoolsdown]

[ :|a ]

I guess I was sort of thinking of looking around the tower, if you wanted to come with me?

[straightupzorra]

Sure, I can show you aaaall the places that can get you killed and where I got killed. Be happy here, Rory Flanagan.

[2toadstoolsdown]

Or all the places you would go to avoid it. [ it's said kind of softly. ]

[straightupzorra]

Considering I was killed at a computer terminal by a troll with a trident, I wouldn't exactly know any safe spaces.

[2toadstoolsdown]

How can anyone be happy here?

[straightupzorra]

Little girls throw parties and people make nice.

[2toadstoolsdown]

[ ...this face. ]

[straightupzorra]

I'm serious!

[2toadstoolsdown]

....really?

[straightupzorra]

[shrug] It happens.

[2toadstoolsdown]

That seems awfully easy.