[Nine - part 1]
[[ooc: Okai guys - if I mess up on this and Cait's journal about all these plots simmering just poke me and I'll edit! ^^]]
Newscast item:
Broadcast differently in each region, with different surrounding contexts as part of a wider communication strategy around the return of ShinRa. However core footage shown in each news broadcast is this:
( Action log with Rufus (occurred a couple of days ago) )
Newscast item:
Broadcast differently in each region, with different surrounding contexts as part of a wider communication strategy around the return of ShinRa. However core footage shown in each news broadcast is this:
( Action log with Rufus (occurred a couple of days ago) )
Mr. Tuesti,
Fantastic.
When?
Q. Scarlet.
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Good to see that you are so enthused.
Is tomorrow too short notice?
Get this over with but... I guess even psycho-witches need to check diary commitments, huh?
R. Tuesti
Q.?
...Dammit, I really don't wan- need to know
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Fuck you. Strong letter to follow.
Yes. Terribly enthusiastic.
Apparently tomorrow is not too short notice and Rufus can go to hell for that too! so I will be arriving shortly.
Scarlet
oh good he got the point. sonovabitch, "Cmr." my ass
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Charmed. A strong "V" perhaps?
Well. That makes the both of us, then.
The sooner you have access to the resources the WRO have the sooner you can resume your... research. That is beneficial to you, ShinRa and the WRO, I'm sure you realise. I shall see you tomorrow then.
R. Tuesti
I will not hear the sound of my own name coming from those cheap lipsticked lips again if I can bloody help it.
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"V" as in "air strike formation," yes.
How kind of you to say. ohhhh you sonovabitch
Now if only we could subtract you from the equation, we might run the risk of ACCOMPLISHING SOMETHING. I swear to Shiva, if I see one walking pink pinata with a cat on its head I'm gonna shoot it and you and take my chances working elsewhere! You're a disgrace to weapons developers everywhere, sending that damn thing off to fight! You know I'm always happy to help.
Scarlet
Go suck a tail pipe, mullet-man.
[ OOC: my muses scare me... ._. ]
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Ah. Have you been talking to Tseng? Send him my regards...
My pleasure. Really. Heh.
Cait Sith model mark 8 had significant advancements in motor functions, so mr.moo- the "pink pinata" is not actually so much of a necessity now. No need to concern yourself... you will not be coming across either where you have been granted access, I can assure you.
Dreadfully sorry for being an embarrassment to the profession but I never was a blasted warmonger… unlike you, you amoral broad. I think I can recall your helpful attitude, yes.
R. Tuesti
Hm. I see you are concentrating on my grooming habits. Meaningful as ever, Scarlet?
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I don't need to talk to Tseng about these things, idiot, and I'm sure that if I did he'd agree that I should shoot you.
I'm sure. This will be so far from pleasure, you're going to summon Hades just to ask if he had anything to do with it.
... MISTER MOOGLE?!?!?!?! No, no, you're right. You're just plain embarrassing. And I always have been a charitable soul. Hey, I bought girl scout cookies once. Heh.
Scarlet
It's a mullet. What could it possibly mean? "I play the banjo, have five of my original teeth, and am related to my mother in 3 different ways?" That last one sounds about right. What about the other two?
...hahahahahahahahahaha "Mister Moogle" hehehe...
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Perhaps. Shooting is rather different from an air-strike however and that I'm sure he'd see that as an overkill... just for little old me.
I don't believe we have too much more to discuss. Hades? Actually Cait Sith finds status effects rather fascinating. The curious mind of a cat hm?
...Says she who names her weapons "Proud Clod". That has to explain something of your psyche. I take it you mean all the times you attended "charity functions" just to drink the free champagne? And scarred them for life, no doubt.
R. Tuesti
Scarlet, stop pretending you are not intelligent enough to understand what I was inferring.
In plainer terms: superficial insults are not insulting to a man. Try again.
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"Perhaps" nothing, jackass. Don't lecture me on different ways to kill people. I only mentioned guns in the spirit of cost-effectiveness alternative.
Finally some good news! How does he feel about Knights of the Round?
And four story tall death-dealing juggernauts need not have good names. Actually, no. Those were mandatory. And boring as hell without alcohol, and I'd like to hear you deny it Mr. Selective Memory. I'm talking about my innumerable contributions to the field of weapons technology.
Scarlet
Oh, my, was that a backhanded compliment? You know, for a man who hates me so much, you're digging awfully hard to find interest that's not there.
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