AU with a twist.

[animu_nerd]

...wasn't I on a bus just a few minutes ago? Someone asking me to pull my finger....did it just send me back here?

Why do all my computers say it's 2011...I don't remember taking this photo with Neris...

[Private, old codec number]
Snake? Snake do you read me?

Comments

[waddlepaddle]

Pulling fingers makes people teleport? W-Wow... I didn't know that. I have to try next time someone asks me.

[Hahahahaha. :|]

[animu_nerd]

To be honest I don't think it's normal...who are you?

[waddlepaddle]

I dunno what's normal here, so... I guess I just... I dunno. [Obviously.]

Oh, but I'm Waddle Dee. Hi, Mister... Guy who I don't know. Um, whatever your name is.

[animu_nerd]

Call me Otacon, that's my codename. [The nerdiest codename]

Hi, Waddle Dee. I wish I could say the pleasure is all mine, but I'm admittedly a little confused right now.

[vaporeonshowers]

You actually fell for the pull-my-finger trick? Must have been one killer fart.

[animu_nerd]

Well the man was nice and he said that everything would be taken care of and..

...I don't think I know you. You seem oddly familiar but...

[vaporeonshowers]

Did he also offer you candy from the back of his van?

I have no idea who you are, but I'm Vaporeon. Not the only one in existence, so I could see how you might be mistaking me for another. You non-trainers couldn't tell us apart if you tried!

[animu_nerd]

Hi Vaporeon. My name is Otacon and I used to me the computer technician around here but there appears to be someone else who took my place?

I know what a Vaporeon is, I just don't remember having seen any in the school before [but why do I have this feeling of deja vu?]

[revivedpower]

I am trully.... TRULY... Surrounded by PATHETIC WIMPS.
Lets see if you are helpful.

WHERE IS THE NEAREST BAR.

[animu_nerd]

[And this this guy was put on Otacon's ignore list]

[geometricmagic]

That's some fancy teleportation trick. Let me know if you ever find the guy who pulled that on you.

[animu_nerd]

I don't know if I want to do that again, to be honest...

...This is Kamek isn't it? [Finally, a face he recognizes]

[geometricmagic]

Of course not, it's a pain if you have no control over where you're teleporting. It's still an ingenious prank, you have to admit.

That's right! Wow, I must be more popular than I thought.

[animu_nerd]

Well we have talked before...you didn't like me that much either...

private//unhackable;

[inferiordestiny]

Ah, there you are, Otacon...

[All the emotions]

[animu_nerd]

[ICON CHEAT AWW YEAH]

[animu_nerd]

[And done]

[animu_nerd]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!! NO IT CAN'T BE! YOU'RE DEAD!