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SODIFJOISJDFOIJSDF. NEW THREE KINGDOMS DRAMA IN FOUR DAYS. FOUR FOUR FOUR.

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BABYSAVER IS GAME!BABYSAVER WITH THE RIDICULOUSLY YOUNG AND ALSO, SPEAR ACROBATICS. BEST DAMN POLEDANCER IN THE LAND, KTHNX.

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WHAT? YOU MEAN IN THE SERIES? Because historically he was GREEN EYED AND PURPLE BEARDED. NOT SO ATTRACTIVE IN THOSE TIMES \o/ [But then everyone else in Wu was like smoking hot =3 HISTORICALLY. *sadface* HOW DOES IT WORK.........]

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NO, IN THE MOVIE. UH. WHAT'S HIS NAME? CHANG CHEN. HE IS SORT OF RIDICULOUSLY STRIKING.

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IDK his name. But you're right. He is kinda shiny. HE REMINDS ME OF A DUDE FROM THE MYTH [TV SERIES]. LET ME FIND YOU A PICTURE.

AND IT'S BECAUSE OF THIS DUDE THAT MAKES MY SISTER THINK I HAVE A MUSTACHE + GOATEE FETISH. BUT I THINK HE'S SHINY, SHINYYYYYYYYYY =3

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HE HAS REALLY PRETTY GIRLY EYES. 8D;; SHIIIIIINY.

CHANG CHEN. RIDICULOUSLY STRIKING THOUGH HE HAS BAD HAIR MOST THE TIME. 8D;;;

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I LIKE HIM BETTER WITH THE MUSTACHE. IT MAKES HIS FACE BETTER \o/

I LIKE HOW HE AND TONY [ZHOU YU] WERE GAY IN AN EARLIER MOVIE xDDD

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I WISH I UNDERSTOOD MANDARIN. 8D;; MY CANTONESE IS NOT GOOD ENOUGH TO ACTUALLY GET ANY OF WHAT THEY'RE SAYING. WHAT IS HAPPENING BETWEEN LIU BEI AND ZHUGE LIANG? ALL I CAN CATCH ARE NAMES AND THEN THEY ARE SPARKLING AT EACH OTHER KJJKJKAWE. I THINK LIU BEI WAS GOING TO HUG HIM AND THEN IT CUT AWAY.

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UM. WHICH BIT? THE ONE WHERE ZHUGE LIANG ROLLS OUT THAT HUGE ASS MAP OF HIS? \o/

BECAUSE IF IT IS THAT. THEN IT'S WHEN LIU BEI BEGS FOR ZHUGE LIANG TO JOIN HIM IN SHU~ AND ZHUGE LIANG IS ALL LIKE 'DDDD= BUT I AM SIMPLE FARMER! NO LIKEY TO JOIN IN WITH WARS AND STUFF' AND LIU BEI REPLIED 'OMG. IF YOU DON'T HELP ME THERE IS NO JUSTICE' AND THEN GOES ONTO HIS HANDS AND KNEES AND BEGS FOR ZHUGE LIANG TO 'COME OUT OF HIS DWELLING' [AKA HAUL ASS INTO REAL WORLD] AND HELP HIM WITH 'BIG THINGS'. THEN ZHUGE LIANG IS LIKE ';O; I AM SO TOUCHED MY LORD. LET ME HELP YOU WITH YOUR DREAMS' AND THEN THEY BOW TO EACH OTHER.

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... OKAY, THAT IS REALLY DAMN CUTE KJJKJKAWE. I APPROVE.

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PLEASE DO NOT BE SHIPPING THIS. DDDD=

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I ALREADY WROTE ZHUGE LIANG/ZHAO YUN AND ZHUGE LIANG/YUE YING INTO APOLOGIST FIC. 8D ZHUGE LIANG/SUN QUAN IS SLATED FOR THE LAST SECTION, SO I GUESS ZHUGE LIANG/EVERYONE MEANS LIU BEI GETS TO RIDE THE KINGDOM BIKE ALSO.

... . . yeah. :D;; no.

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APOLOGIST FIC? WHUT? AND ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT ZHUGE TOPS? BECAUSE HE DOESN'T. EVER. NEVER. WHSOIJFOISDJF. AHHHHHHHHH. AND HERE I THOUGHT JIANG WEI WAS THE BIKE. =3

... I AM SO DISTURBED THAT I HAVE NO WORDS~ \o/

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WELL, OKAY, IT IS MORE LIKE ZHAO YUN/ZHUGE LIANG AND EVEN YUE YING DEFINITELY TOPS HIM BUT UH. .. . . Yue Ying is historically older, I think. XD And also, an intellectual powerhouse. AND WELL, ZHUGE LIANG COULDN'T TOP ANYONE OR ANYTHING. ;;; JIANG WEI CAN BE THE BIKE IN GAMEVERSE - SADLY, HE DOES NOT EXIST IN MOVIEVERSE.

8DD I AM UNFORTUNATELY VERY EASY.

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*CRIES AT YOU*

Zhao Yun/Zhuge Liang. I APPROVE. VERY HEARTILY~ \o/ I wish Jiang Wei will be cute and roundfaced and adorable in TV series. My hope is not very strong though *sad*