Just the usual ridiculousness

[animechick12]

I have to break my windshield so that I can get a new one. My mechanic suggested a rock in a sock and my dad thinks just a hammer. Whoever put my rearview mirror up the last time it fell off apparently used JB weld instead of the proper glue and now it warped the glass and so I can't put the mirror there and I need a whole new windshield. Also the

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[slashaddict]

Aw man, you are really suffering for your art. I am impressed! If you want, I can smash your windshield AND your kneecaps and kill two birds with one stone.

[jasperhalo]

Ive got a couple good ideas of things we could do together to bruise up your knees.

Bam.

[pocketfives]

Think we might be able to take care of the bruising in Gainesville, Jasper...

[demondramon]

Okay, forget "bruising Samantha's knees," I wanna bust up your windshield. You must let me in on this.

[tarynislegend]

When you break your windshield, tape up a tarp, or something, inside so the shattered glass won't spray all over the inside of your car. :/