DAY THREE: Eight ways to win your heart.
Fuck your mother. Seriously? Whatever, I'm hiding this shit.
1.) Buy me something shiny and expensive, usually works pretty well.
2.) Flowers.
3.) Books.. Lots and lots of books about something I've never heard before, preferably.
4.) Animals. Anything on land, I don't really like anything found in any kind of water. Leeches are the fucking devil. This includes stuffed animals, though if you take me to a fucking taxidermist, I will not enjoy that.
5.) Deal with the fact I don't always talk. or at least come to some kind of compromise.
6.) Deal with the fact I don't like to share.
7.) Don't freak out when you see my claws, teeth, or ears. If you can lie, lie well.
8.) Spend time with me, even if we're doing nothing at all. Take me out.
Now, that I feel like a total and complete tool. I'm going back to reading my book.
((oc: strikes are thoughts. if you are brave enough to poke and prod her brain to figure them out go for it. xD))
1.) Buy me something shiny and expensive, usually works pretty well.
2.) Flowers.
3.) Books.. Lots and lots of books about something I've never heard before, preferably.
4.) Animals. Anything on land, I don't really like anything found in any kind of water. Leeches are the fucking devil. This includes stuffed animals, though if you take me to a fucking taxidermist, I will not enjoy that.
5.) Deal with the fact I don't always talk. or at least come to some kind of compromise.
6.) Deal with the fact I don't like to share.
7.) Don't freak out when you see my claws, teeth, or ears. If you can lie, lie well.
8.) Spend time with me, even if we're doing nothing at all. Take me out.
Now, that I feel like a total and complete tool. I'm going back to reading my book.
((oc: strikes are thoughts. if you are brave enough to poke and prod her brain to figure them out go for it. xD))