13th Random Encounter

[animalhusbandry]

[Well, it seems there's a new law about being required to drink a big tall glass of milk every day.  While some of his neighbors have been blatantly ignoring Police Chief Milkman's most important new law, Red Mage has clearly decided that his alignment needs shifting a few more points in the Lawful direction.  And so, he will be following

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[deaths_heritor]

[On Saturday, Susan will pass by the barely conscious man and prod him a bit with her foot before continuing.

Some distance down the road, she'll sigh and turn back around.]

Did you want me to put you out of your misery, or did you want to attempt a few more theatrics before you expire?

[animalhusbandry]

...Ha! Death is a coward's way out!

[He heaves a hollow laugh, coughing up blood onto the sidewalk.]

[deaths_heritor]

Grandfather wouldn't be terribly pleased to hear that. I really don't think it will make a difference. Maybe a half hour.

[animalhusbandry]

I'll be taking XP penalties as it is...

[COUGH]

...could you at least see that no one loots my corpse?

.............You pick.

[puppeteerings]

[mfw I come down the kitchen/living room and see/hear..........]

Hallucinations!

[animalhusbandry]

As I've said, I already know you don't exist. So there's really no reason to continue this 'spirit guide' or 'patron deity' business or whatever it is you're calling it.

okok

[puppeteerings]

[Oh sheesh.]

So... How did you do on that Will save, Hubert?

[animalhusbandry]

Oh, this has nothing to do with that. This happens to be the result of my 3-pt Hallucinations flaw. It comes and goes, but typically never for this long.