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[animal_side]

[HAVE A RIDDICK. He's in the church, looking around in a surprised fashion, his shiv held tightly in one hand as he takes in his surroundings. He's second leveling without realizing it, because LOL he just arrived.]

Well now.

Where the fuck am I?

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[mach_kick]

Welcome to the weird that's Template, dude.

[animal_side]

You'll have to specify. There's a lot of different kinds of fucked-up shit in the universe.

[mach_kick]

Specifics? Well, I've spent three days as an honest-to-god female and thought my former neighbor was my father for no good reason. Seemed perfectly normal at the time. This place seriously likes screwing with you. Can't get out, either.

[animal_side]

...now that does seem to classify as fucked-up shit.

[mach_kick]

You kinda get used to it after a while. Sort of.

I'm Zell, you?

[animal_side]

Riddick. [Passes his shiv to his left hand and sticks out his right to shake.]

[mach_kick]

[Totally unfazed by shiv, shaking back and grinning] Good to meet ya.

[animal_side]

We'll see.

[mach_kick]

I guess. I'm a mercenary, though. Not a lot fazes me.

[animal_side]

[Tenses a little at this. But doesn't let it show.]

Mercenary, huh? Interesting line of work.

[mach_kick]

It is! Not one here, though, group I belong to doesn't exist.

[animal_side]

[Relaxes. But only a little.]

No one likes being outta the job.

[mach_kick]

I'm trying to think of it as a really long, BORING vacation. Wonder what's happening back home, things were really unstable when I left.

What do you do?

[animal_side]

[Looks at him. Figures there's no reason to lie. Grins.]

I'm a convict.

[mach_kick]

[Does not appear overly troubled by this]

Huh. I technically am in one country back home. Had to break out of the jail there, which was kind of pathetically easy since it was for political prisoners, not trained fighters.

Well, it was easy until the monsters started running around.

[animal_side]

Aw, but the monsters make things more interesting.