Эминем, подвинься, Гарри ин да хаус! :)))))

Aug 12, 2007 01:12

Фся правда о Гаррепотыре. Затронута волнующая тема отношений с лошадьми, а также оргии со сливочным пивом при участии Хагрида и многое другое. :)))))))))))) СМОТРЕТЬ В ОБЯЗАТЕЛЬНОМ ПОРЯДКЕ! Субтитры прилагаются.

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Частично поддается дешифровке. :)

Harry Potter in the hood.

I'm a boy named Harry
Both my parents are dead.
Now I'm hangin in the ghetto
Earin' wizard
Street cred.

In the common room crib I be
Chillin with the shorties,
My homies and me be drinkin'
Butter Beer forties.

Malfoy ia the boy
I'd like to kick in the rump.
We'are at each others throats just like
Rosie & Trump.

I fight the 3 headed dog and
And I ride the gis birdy,
Buckbeak is my freak
Cuz she makes me feel dirty.

I pimped out my broomstick
With 28 speakers.
I once cut a horse elf
Just to take his sneakers.

Voldemort is my bitch.
Fool, he ain't no man I can't
Wait to bust a cap up in his
Azkaban!

Chorus:
My mane is Harry P, to the
"O", to the "T",
To the "T", to the "E",
To the "T", You see.
He's magic man.
He put the hex in the city.
Don't call him Harry Potter,
'cause my name is H Piddy

When dementors are near,
It's like the arctic zone
So I hufflepuff the chronic till
The sorccerer's stoned.
At the drive thru in my Invisibility
Cloak - For the Order of the Phoenix
I'll take fries and a coke.

I eat chocolate frogs and
Booger flavor beans, I be
grubbin' on
Hedwig's hot and spicy wings.

The muggles
All see me as a nifty gents,
But I can take more bullets than 50 Cent...

I evil spell can cause a bad reaction
Like a dey care
Canter run by
Michael Jackson.

I drink polu-juice potion
Carousin, doin' drive by
Magic on my Nimbus
2000.

Chorus:
My mane is Harry P, to the
"O", to the "T",
To the "T", to the "E",
To the "T", You see.
He's magic man.
He put the hex in the city.
Don't call him Harry Potter,
'cause my name is H Piddy

Water skiing with Hagrid
In the castle trough
On the carpets eatin burgers
Like Hassielhoff.

I'm a bad boy wizard,
I don't tolerate phonies
I showed the world my privates
In the show about ponies.

I be ditchin my scarf,
with the robe and the tie -
Got this bitchin gear from Fubu
And a super-fly

A wizard is judged
By his ice and his threads,
Galleon gold in my grill,
Extensions in my dreads.

The ladies all love me
Cause I look so fine.
I'm poppin out more babies,
Than Federline

2 parts pumpkin juice
One part mr. Pibb
A dime bag of flu-powder
To get back tj the crib.

A pinch of dragons eye and a
Smidge of toadstool
One sip you're flying high,
Just like Paula Ablul.

Chorus:
My mane is Harry P, to the
"O", to the "T",
To the "T", to the "E",
To the "T", You see.
He's magic man.
He put the hex in the city.
Don't call him Harry Potter,
'cause my name is H Piddy

In the hood, in the hood,
He's the wizard in the hood,
He uses magic powers
For the forces of good.
He eradicates evil,
He protect the poor.

I get a little,
On my domledore.

улыбаемся и машем, креатифф, пацталом, это пять

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