Today is Ben Franklin's and Jim Carrey's birthday. They both also were/are left handed. Just so you learn something on a non-school day.

There's no chance of heavy snowfall tonight, is there?

Spike died. He was a 4 year old gerbil, so I saw it coming. But he was my fat baby.

Baking pan: *counter*
Bread Bag: *melt*
Me: Oh SHIT

ehh, now the bread's gonna be all stale. No more squooshy sandwiches.

Today turned out so much better than I thought it would, what a happy surprise ( Read more... )

So the family and I (oh btw i'm in nc being with the fam this lovely four day weekend) went mini golfing tonight, and there was this lesbian couple behind us. That's not what got my attention. What did was that the more stereotypical looking one of the couple was decked out head to toe in denim. And it makes me wonder where she got her shirt, ( Read more... )

I'd very much like for it to be summer again ( Read more... )

If I don't get an A on tomorrow's psychology test, then I am a monkey's uncle ( Read more... )

Elizabeth Gail Wiley, I'm going to murder you.

Am I that smelly and ugly and gross and easy to forget about?

My day:

Driving lesson
Senior Yearbook pic taken and printed
Got stood up
Came home
read some owen meany

Slap a capital L on my forehead, because i'm a gigantic loser.

EDIT: Don't want to write a narrative so took a quiz ( instead )

AHHH MY INTERNET IS BACK I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU ( Read more... )

Aw, you guys make me smile to no end ( Read more... )