Fuck me gently with a chainsaw

[anhedonicjester]

The Coolest Name Ever= A9*tumblecycle

and heres some caffeinated statements of good fun:

SARAH: He de-livers justice, like he un-livers it

Comments

[squaresdolan]

maybe i really shouldn't ever leave the two of you alone... God only knows what would happen if i fled the country or something...

[anhedonicjester]

oh dont worry.
wed hunt you down

havent you learned? theres no escaping us. (perhaps i forgot to explain to you, i play for keeps. once your my friend (unless youre slugboyesque) i dont let go easily)
muwahahaha

(commercial: friendship has never been so evil)

[jiveturky]

i came up to your room for a hug today but you were in absentia. :(