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[angualupin]

1. I did not click on the fic which promised me porn about various Liverpool players' first times. Please admire my self-control.

2. I also did not click on the latest Mertesacker/Borowski fic, but I would like you to appreciate its summary nevertheless:

They have a forbidden love. Every night, Per visits his lover under cover of darkness.

Comments

[roopkatha]

Per = Cupid? :P

[angualupin]

Oh Mimi. *hugs* (I have a feeling Per and Tim would not approve, though.)

[bustedflush]

Zlatan doesn't do floors.

(And I read that first times fic, god forgive me. You're happy you didn't click.)

[angualupin]

Not even if he has cute adorable forest animals to help him, all the while singing a cheery song?

(Ruby and I have started a "don't click on the Liverpool fic!" support group. I need it. They're just so fascinating, like really bloody plane crashes.)

[bustedflush]

Hmm. Well, maybe then. And if he could weave magic into cleaning machines, then definitely.

(I do need to join. Do you serve drinks?)

[angualupin]

It's a frighteningly attractive and yet incredibly disturbing thought.

(Of course. What would an lj support group be without copious amounts of alcohol?)

[calzamante]

did not click on the fic which promised me porn about various Liverpool players' first times. Please admire my self-control.

YAY YOU! *claps and waves flag* Baby steps, darling.

[angualupin]

Baby steps, indeed. One day I will be able to glide right by a fic with Daniel Agger and not think, "oooh, goody, train wreck!"

[angualupin]

Well, he says he doesn't mind cleaning.... (Also I have an image of him on his hands and knees scrubbing my kitchen floor which just won't leave.)

You're welcome to come... help. Yes. Help. And mock. And definitely not ogle.

[angualupin]

(I know I know I know I know I know. Omg. We are doomed. Booze?)

[pippopippo]

I do admire you very much, because I click. I always click. I might even epitomize a masochist.