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[angsty_hobbit]

I miss the Shire. I miss Sam. I miss Middle-Earth. Heroism is overrated. Typing is difficult.

Valinor is very pretty though. Shiny.

I'm so lonely. I may have saved the world, but I isolated myself from it in doing so. No one truly understands the pain I go through.

I'm going to go brood now.

Comments

[bakaviper_killa]

Brooding's no fun, man! You know what you should do? You should play tennis. Or buy me burgers. >.>

[ex_yukimura469]

Well Momo-chan. We should get to know each other better! You should join An-chan, that sweet dark Lord and I for our dress up party! We can gossip about all the pretty boys. Plus share our fanfiction writing secrets. *__*

[bakaviper_killa]

That sweet dark Lord? He wants to kill me, you shouldn't invite murderers to get-togethers. You know, we could talk about how that baka mamushi dresses like a rentboy.

[ex_yukimura469]

*__* Oh no! He is a sweetie!! He is my newest project. I wont let him harm you. ^__^

... Rentboy? Please explain. *__*

[bakaviper_killa]

... He could kill you in your sleep. With his Death Eaters.

He wears his close too tight and you can always see a bit of skin. Which is gross, since it's Mamushi and all.

[ex_yukimura469]

He only needs some love and affection. I want to train him. He will be beautiful and somewhat popular! *__*

^__^ Showing skin? *__* Is he well built?

[die_mudblood]

AFFECTION IS FOR THE WEAK. I NEED FEAR. TERROR. RESPECT. AWE. WORSHIP WOULD BE NICE TOO.

[ex_yukimura469]

Oh and I'm sure you get that from plenty of weak people.

Now, what is your name again? I'm Yukimura, or you can call me Yuki-chan. *__*

[die_mudblood]

Muggle Scum will suit nicely for you, I think.

I? I am the all-powerful, all-mighty Lord Voldemort. Also known as You-Know-Who and He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named. Soon, my name will ring throughout all the planet, and if any Muggle scum like you survive to hear it, you will know who I am.

[ex_yukimura469]

Hmm. That really is a mouthful... I'll just call you Voldy-chan. *__*

[die_mudblood]

By all means, feel free, if you wish those to be the last sounds you ever utter.

[ex_yukimura469]

Oh Voldy-chan... You get sweeter by the second. Don't forget the dress up party! *__*

[die_mudblood]

I beg your pardon?

[ex_yukimura469]

Yes?

[angsty_hobbit]

You should always invite murderers to get-togethers. Makes their job easier.