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Dec 20, 2009 20:40

HAHAHAHAHA OMFG THERE IS THIS MOVIE ON SPACE RIGHT NOW CALLED SUMURU STARRING ONE OF MY MOST HATED ACTORS MICHAEL SHANKS ( Read more... )

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foolish_m0rtal December 21 2009, 04:44:21 UTC
THE WOMEN WORSHIP A GIANT CGI SNAKE. OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG. A SNAKE. OMG R U KIDDIN ME?

Freudian? Check.

Past Buffy Episode? Check.

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angstbunny December 21 2009, 04:58:22 UTC
LOLOLOL YES

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screamingintune December 21 2009, 04:44:48 UTC
a SNAKE? so the women worship a giant cock but subjugate men. >__< omg

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angstbunny December 21 2009, 04:58:39 UTC
YEAH IKR

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aurora_84 December 21 2009, 04:52:43 UTC
fjdslkfj why do you hate Michael Shanks??

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angstbunny December 21 2009, 05:08:53 UTC
It's more of a lulzy thing now than real hate, because he bought himself a certain amount of affection from me for being pretty awesome in one of his guest appearances on Burn Notice. Before that though, well. It wasn't so much him, but more his fans drove me NUTS with their insanity. They'd act like he's god of acting or something, and he's decent, but he ain't THAT great.

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aurora_84 December 21 2009, 05:15:08 UTC
I just saw him on Burn Notice tonight! He got beat up and tasered.

Even though I was a fan of SG1, I was never in the fandom and thus must have missed the fangirls. They sound kinda horrible. (I do like MS, though, cause he's totally bitchy and a bit pretentious.)

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angstbunny December 21 2009, 05:21:58 UTC
Yes, that's part of what garnered my affection. :D

I was never into SG-1, so I only experienced the crazy wanking off fandom_wank and that was mostly hilarious more than anything, but afterwards, Shanks would guest-star on other shows. For example, he did something like a five-ep stint on 24. His fangirls were like, "oh, I guess I'll deign to see this show. Just for him." Which is SO bitch please. Not like I haven't seen shows JUST for an actor, but they sounded SO incredibly condescending about it. Feh.

Some actors, I can tolerate and even like their bitchy pretentiousness. But Shanks just rubs me the wrong way.

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pensive1 December 21 2009, 06:00:20 UTC
LOL MOVIE YOU FAIL AT FREUDIANISM

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mswyrr December 21 2009, 07:59:59 UTC
I was with them on the dirty fem!dom fantasy until they got to the snake.

Matriarchies worship yonic symbols, assholes!

DUH.

((facepalm))

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mswyrr December 21 2009, 08:10:24 UTC
Just watched the film's trailer.

Am NOT with them on the dirty fem!dom fantasy anymore because they SUCK AT IT.

JESUS. It's a planet run by women and they all still dress like something out of a guy's fantasy??? And it's all about the right-minded patriarchal men penetrating the planet's atmosphere and coming to see the wickedness that has resulted from OMG WOMEN IN CHARGE?

((rolls eyes))

Why couldn't they have told the uplifting story of a hot dude taken from mine work to be a love slave who ends up with an UBER RADICAL woman who's agitating for equal rights for all peoples and how they fall in EPIC LURVE which heals him from the titillating way he was abused by owners x, y, and z or some shit like that? And she's all against having sex with slaves because she cannot abide non-con and he's all "no, lady, look, it's totally con! Seriously! UR HOT" and gets her to compromise her morals with his cute tush.

Have FUN with it, people! ((stalks off muttering to self))

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angstbunny December 21 2009, 18:12:52 UTC
Yeah, I was pretty epic facepalm at the costumes and the SNAKE WORSHIPPING. I got maybe about 15 minutes into it. Apparently my love for bad sci-fi movies has a limit, and I've seen some seriously hardcore shit for really terrible actors. I mean, I watch through the whole of Deep Evil for Lorenzo Lamas. Yes yes, mock away.

As always, your ideas are 2934729842893 times better. ♥

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