Note: Sorry about the way this is written. It's not a fic,; just wanted to write down my obsessive thoughts about Bonnie.
Imagine...
Stefan goes to bite down on that woman. She instinctively screams, and then BAM! Anneurysm! He holds his head and goes down. The girls are are in shock, and the one of color looks up, and it's BONNIE! I thought for sure that phone scene would be her last!
Klaus hears the commotion from outside, and he turns to speed into the house but he suddenly can't move. He looks like he wants to cough something up. He's making noises and falls to his knees as water spurts out of his mouth and nose. The camera turns around AND OH SHIT IT'S LUCY! (Omg, Lucy, you're back!)
Klaus is coughing and leaking from every orifice because Lucy is making the water in his body rise. This is either her own idea or she got it from Bonnie who often thought of doing it to Damon back when she was the odd man out. Klaus looks up, and he's surrounded by witches and warlocks. There might be some vampires and werewolves there, but I didn't think that hard.
Klaus didn't hear them from inside the house because vampire hearing only works when the writers want it to
the witches/warlocks casted a spell to thicken the air or something where Klaus and Stef couldn't hear anything outside the house. Or something.
Background: A couple of weeks after Stefan went with Klaus, Bonnie was talking to either Elena or Jeremy, and she learned of how the reason Elijah came into their lives was because this guy used Craigslist to get in touch with him. Resource! So Bonnie got on Craigslist and posted a short message that read: The Hybrid is here. Klaus. Or she posted a message in the language she uses for the spells. So then she got responses, and one of them was Lucy since she was involved with Katherine and knows of the curse, and there were meetings and get togethers, etc.
Now in this meeting there is some tension between some of the witches/warlocks and Bonnie because they feel she had an opening to take Klaus out and she didn't, choosing to listen to a mortal who couldn't grasp the magnitude of having the Hybrid in existence. Some wonder if they can trust her to carry out whatever plan they think up.
So then! Bonnie tells the girls to run into the kitchen and stay there. They instead run through the kicthen, out the back door, around the house to the front, and one of them almost gets taken out by a ring of fire! Ooooh damn, the witches and warlocks are fighting Klaus who is somehow holding his own even though he isn't impervious to magic. The producers want to keep him alive, so I'll let them have that. Maybe he's speeding around a lot.
Anyways! Back inside the house. Stefan is surprised to see Bonnie (as are we! she was chatting with Jer a couple of scenes ago!). Stefan says he doesn't want to hurt her. He's feelin' the bloodlust because Bonnie just took away two kills he was looking forward to. Bonnie says, "But you will if you have to, right?" They're circlin' each other, and Bonnie goes, "I know what you've been doing, Stefan. I know all the people you've been killing. What you've been doing to their bodies." She looks completely disgusted and disturbed, and kind of in disbelief. Although she's had two months to accpet it, there is still a part that is shocked that this is the same Stefan who once helped her, who once put the safety of her bestie above everything. The same Stefan who disliked what Damon did. And KG is bringing it in this scene.
Stefan doesn't apologize but maybe says something about how he doesn't like being this way. "Incredibly. I wondered what you've been doing all these months. I take it you're not here to bring me back."
"No, Stefan, I'm not. You're a monster." Pain on her face! A smidgen of heartbreak because she knows what he wants to be when he's not like this, but being like this is part of who he is, but it means the loss of innocent lives, and she won't let that stand! THIS PREMIER IS GETTING REAL! IT REALLY LOOKS LIKE THEY'RE GOING TO FIGHT!
Stefan would do something with his cheeks and maybe Bonnie would give a throwback where she says she once saw/felt Stefan's kilings (though not the stitching), but she accepted that he wasn't like that anymore, but now he's back to it, and she's accepting that too. AND THEN THEY START FIGHTING! Now one of two things is happening:
Either Stefan is giving it his all because he doesn't want to die. Or he's half-assing it because he wants to be put out of his misery. Because he knows if he lives it will just mean more opportunities for him to fall off the wagon, and he's tired, tired of holding back, tired of wanting to just step off the wagon, tired of enjoying the fact that he has, TIRED OF LOOKING FORWARD TO THE STEADY STREAMS OF VICTIMS THAT KLAUS WILL GIVE HIM, just.tired.
Fight, fight, AND THEN BONNIE SETS HIM ON FIRE! WHAT WILL HAPPEN SINCE ELENA ISN'T HERE TO TELL HER THIS CAN'T BE THEM?
"But Alta," you're asking, "how did she set him on fire if she didn't use water like she did with Ben and Damon." Oh, but she did use water. She used the water inside his body. Burning from the in.side.out. Cruel? For a show that has a head falling off and telling us this man stuck the bodies back together? I don't think so. Plus Stefan was a regular. Great way for him to go out. BUT KLAUS CAN STILL COME HELP!
Nope. Klaus is busy trying to keep his ass afloat. The witches and warlocks are throwing out spell after spell, hurting him, making him scream, pissing him off.
Stefan.is.dying. He's on the floor; he's charred; and he's moaning. Bonnie comes up to him. She swallows at the sight and crouches next to him. Stefan is looking into her eyes, and she sees the thanks. Bonnie says she's sorry. Not for killing him, but for the duality he had to live with. Tyler thought Elena kissing Damon was messing his brain? He don't know nothin' about dealing with hating killing people only when you're not killing people.
Stefan is dying and he's kind of okay and really sad. He went from being the apple of his dad's eye, the one who always did the right thing, to being the one who hoped doing the right thing could erase what he really wanted to do. The one who clung to saying the right thing/doing the right thing in order to diminish this other side of him.
He might think about Elena or he might not. It's been two months, people. Two months of killing and dismembering. But for those who want a shout out to the Epic Love...
Stefan dies with his eyes open. Bonnie swallows and licks her lips. The first vampire she kills is the first vampire she ever saw is the first vampire she ever touched is the first vampire she ever trusted is the first vampire who showed her not all vampires were mindless, dangerous killers.
Outside, the witches and warlocks achieve their goal. They stab Klaus with spelled knives and one uses a syringe to get his blood. One cuts up his skin, because they need it. They need to experiment with different spells and potions that will work in destroying his blood>skin>him. Yes, I'm using Charmed as inspiration.
Now! Klaus knows that the jig is up. He had two months, and now the witches and warlocks know he's broken the curse. They're out to get him. He's got to watch his back because they might be coming from all over the world. Witches in Zimbabwe (shout out) might be more ahead than these witches and might be closer to figuring out a way to kill him. That's why he's trying to get an army/comerades or whatever. Something. I still don't get Klaus' goal.
You're proably thinking, "But Alta, how would we know Stefan likes to dismember bodies and then sow them back together if we didn't see him kill those two women?" Because he would have killed the man. The werewolf. Instead of torturing him and then Klaus gives him a swift and clean death, Stefan would have killed him (maybe made him suffer like he did one of the women) and then stiched him back together.
So instead of Damon coming in and seeing the women, and then burning them like it ain't no thing, he would have come in that house and seen Stefan. Ooooh shiiiiit! THE DAMON STANS WOULD GO CRAZY! I don't know why Bonnie would leave the body there. I would imagine she would ask Lucy to help her bury Stefan. Maybe she'd leave a note and Damon would find it. Either way! Bonnie already told everyone that if she came aross Stefan she would kill him instead of trying to bring him back. So really Damon was in kind of a race against Bonnie to find Stefan.
And of course this would play out much better if (like someone said) this came a little after the Blood Arc instead of there being this wide ass gap.
Anyways! Stefan dying in this way would be soooo much sadder to me than that phone call to Elena (which didn't move me at all). Speaking of that phone call, it would happen between Elena and Bonnie. Bonnie would tell Elena she killed Stefan (happy birthday. Lol, Bonnie wouldn't do that), and Elena's reaction would be whatever you choose because I honestly didn't think of it. All I know is that maybe this show could really be about her now instead of her being this emotionally static character who doesn't truly react to the stuff Damon and Stefan do.
And instead of getting shot and kidnapped, Caroline would've gotten a call from Elena on her way out the Lockwood mansion telling her what Bonnie did.
The.End.