I’m leaving on a jet plane ok maybe just a prop-plane out of Redmond but still, Hello civilization once more and Good riddance to Hicksville, drama, and too much drinking.

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I have a ritual when I wake up after a hard night of drinking & blacking out. I vomit, brush my tooth, shower, then check my pockets to catalog recipes and try to figure out what bars I visited the night prior. This morning the first thing out of my pocket was a receipt from Safeway for 4 large fryers (chickens to presumably use as boxing gloves). ( Read more... )

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