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[angrim]

Sometimes I think that someone with my dashing good looks and sophisticated style should do more for society. Fashion tips or something maybe.

But then it occurred to me, just how many women in this city were pregnant.

There seems to a niche in the market and therefore I am opening a Sperm Bank.

Comments

[_ulalume_]

Arda is barely big enough for YOU, nevermind MORE of you.

[angrim]

What about Gorlim?

And you and your... brother might grow up to be just as stylish as me!

[_ulalume_]

Perish the thought.