From my spam filters today, in order of appearance:
"Hi, we want to give you $591!" - well, that's nice. I suppose you need my bank account details and my SSN for that. I'll get right on it.
"Keep an eye on things." - I am, thanks ever so. That's why this message was in the spam bin.
"Dear Alma, Laser Eye Surgery from $17.34 a month..." - that's
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