Hell of a post to make as a comeback

[angeweeks]

HOW MANY TIMES DO FANFIC WRITERS NEED TO BE TOLD THAT AN ARSEHOLE IS NOT SELF-LUBRICATING?!?!?!

Of course the answer to this frustration would be for me to MAN UP and write some myself, I know.

Comments

[snowgrouse]

I think we need to stop trying to tell them and just approach them with eight-inch dildos and tell them to bend over. And see if they'll dare write anything of the sort afterwards.

Seriously. It's the worst when it's an otherwise good writer who can spell and who can write fairly hot sex. And then they treat the bum as a vagina and just... no.

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[angeweeks]

It's the whole treating the arse as a vagina that really hacks me off.

I am a fan of your idea, though. *subscribes to your newsletter*

Re: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[snowgrouse]

I mean, yeah, seriously. I can imagine someone managing it with spit if they've regularly had something up their bums every day for about a week or so, but so often slash is about first times, so... yeah. And I say this as someone who can at times take an eight-incher with just pussy juice and spit because Conrad Veidt

Re: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[angeweeks]

I fucking love you. *boobsquish*