THIS MOVIE LOOKS LIKE THE BIGGEST PIECE OF CINEMATIC POO SINCE I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT
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I MEAN
WHAT
WHY
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ALSO JACOBI IS MAKING IT V DIFFICULT TO IGNORE HIS UNFORTUNATE AND BENIGHTED OPINIONS
IF YOU TOLD ME SHAKESPEARE NEVER WROTE A SINGLE WORD
I'D PUNCH YOU IN THE ELDERLY SHAKESPEAREAN NUTS, THAT'S WHAT
(AND THEN GO HOME AND CRY, IF THE "YOU" IN QUESTION IS ACTUALLY SIR DEREK JACOBI)
ALSO ALSO IF YOU DO NOT KNOW WHAT THE PLOT TWIST IS IN THIS MOVIE
YOU SO VERY MUCH DO NOT WANT TO
SUFFICE IT TO SAY
THAT EDWARD DE VERE WAS A REAL MOTHERFUCKER