wilt thou, E. Ver, be a foul-mouthed and calumnious knave?

Apr 07, 2011 22:47

THIS MOVIE LOOKS LIKE THE BIGGEST PIECE OF CINEMATIC POO SINCE I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT

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I MEAN

WHAT

WHY

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ALSO JACOBI IS MAKING IT V DIFFICULT TO IGNORE HIS UNFORTUNATE AND BENIGHTED OPINIONS

IF YOU TOLD ME SHAKESPEARE NEVER WROTE A SINGLE WORD

I'D PUNCH YOU IN THE ELDERLY SHAKESPEAREAN NUTS, THAT'S WHAT

(AND THEN GO HOME AND CRY, IF THE "YOU" IN QUESTION IS ACTUALLY SIR DEREK JACOBI)

ALSO ALSO IF YOU DO NOT KNOW WHAT THE PLOT TWIST IS IN THIS MOVIE

YOU SO VERY MUCH DO NOT WANT TO

SUFFICE IT TO SAY

THAT EDWARD DE VERE WAS A REAL MOTHERFUCKER

anonysnark, those wacky de veres, untasty jacobi badness, flames on the side of my face, stupid authorship tricks

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