on a much less exasperated note

Dec 15, 2009 07:52

Why is it that this blog makes me want to write modern-AU "Falstaff gets a job as a mall Santa for booze/gambling debt money" fic?

(He would totally get fired within, like, 45 minutes.)

wtf, the bad idea bears, fic, henry iv

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gnimmel December 15 2009, 14:03:22 UTC
That totally needs to be written. :)

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erstwhiletexan December 15 2009, 14:03:47 UTC
OMG DO IT. BEST IDEA EVER.

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executrix December 15 2009, 14:05:24 UTC
No, I think he'd hang on to the job long enough for Hal and the other elves to clean out the mall.

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angevin2 December 15 2009, 14:08:05 UTC
What, you don't think Hal and company could clean out a mall in 45 minutes? ;)

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executrix December 15 2009, 14:25:18 UTC
You can use "Rascal in Red Buckram" as your nick during the Festive Season!

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gileonnen December 15 2009, 14:05:46 UTC
IT NEEDS TO HAPPEN. And hipster!Hal could take him out drinking because he thinks it's Quirky.

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angevin2 December 15 2009, 14:08:27 UTC
YES. While wearing his ironic trucker hat.

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gileonnen December 15 2009, 14:09:25 UTC
(And now I have got this mental image of Falstaff, post-firing, shouting 'You can't fire me, I'm a disabled veteran! It was medicinal, I swear!')

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angevin2 December 15 2009, 14:10:22 UTC
...omg I nearly cracked up in class.

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fuunsaiki December 15 2009, 14:10:50 UTC
I'm thinking this should be your Christmas gift to the world. :3

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