adrift in the Sea of John's Innards

[angevin2]

Courtesy of tree_and_leaf on twitter, the 2009 Bulwer-Lytton contest winners!

The trouble with the B-L contest is that many of these sentences clearly start novels I would love to read, because they would be completely fucking hilarious. (Actually, wouldn't that be an awesome fic challenge? Fics starting with Bulwer-Lytton winners

Comments

[writerwench]

That gives me a very strange mental picture...

I'm in love

[dakiwiboid]

with the name "Dirk Manhope".

[tree_and_leaf]

One of the runners up clearly is Indiana Jones crack-fic (and one I'd quite enjoy reading....

[aussiepeach]

I GOT A DISHONOURABLE MENTION!

:D :D :D

It's to do with a vile pun..

[liseuse]

That sounds like the beginning of a Tom Holt novel. One which I would happily read.