Barnabe Barnes, thou shouldst be living at this hour

[angevin2]

Because you are the only person who would appreciate this, um, romance novel, a review of which turned up in the comments on the old flist, and which I feel compelled to share, in the interests of refuting entropy.

Frankly, I don’t know of any visual more attractive or seductive than a guy dressed like a knight in a tacky dinner theatre waving his

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[lite_bright]

I don't know, lady-softness could be quite the phrase. I am quite happily repressing the actual context, because, ew.

[angevin2]

It sounds like something you'd hear in a detergent commercial.

[lite_bright]

Preferably a detergent one would use on, ahem, delicates.

I am going there again, augh.

[tempestsarekind]

I'm only using this icon because I don't HAVE one that says "WHY GOD WHY."