if you can mock a leek you can eat a leek

[angevin2]

This bit of late-night lunacy is the work of commodorified and myself, and was inspired by the line from "Blackadder Goes Forth" about rogering the Duke of York with a prize-winning leek, and...something about cucumbers being preferable to men which I gather was an email forward or something, I don't know. ;)

Comments

[rymenhild]

Leeks do not engage in dodgy land transactions in which they purchase foreclosed lands formerly owned by Christians from Jewish moneylenders.

[paraleipsis]

Nobody insists that Shakespeare's plays must have been written by leeks

I'm sure someone has by now.

[roxulasbride]

lol

[poisoninjest]

There is now a very amusing image in my head of Richard III's assassins threateningly holding a leek over a malmsey-butt. Or dipping it repeatedly and being disappointed that it never screams. *g*

[kd5mdk]

dies