Okay, I started reading this in interested until I realized that this person was talking about the "Left Behind" series. The person also lost all credibility with me when he said, "...when God disappears millions of people..."
I'm sorry. That just sounds stupid. You can't "disappear" something. It's just like how you can't "explode" something as in, "He exploded the car." You also can't suicide yourself as in "He suicided himself." You cause something to explode, you commit suicide, and you make something disappear. I do go disappearing apples all day long and neither does God!
Sorry, that kind of thing just kind of irks me. I may just be nit picky, but that killed it for me.
It's a joke. It's meant to be satirical and it's author is intended to sound like an idiot. It's making fun of Left Behind, which is a terrible series. It's from SomethingAwful. I personally think the whole "Rapture" belief is stupid and unfounded from a scriptural stance, as well as many others.
Yah, I don't think you made it clear enough in the beginning part. I got that it was satire, even if it was presented a bit non-satirically (at lesat until the part of who would be taken, who would be left behind and what to do when the rapture comes for you (or doesn't)! Quite funny.
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I'm sorry. That just sounds stupid. You can't "disappear" something. It's just like how you can't "explode" something as in, "He exploded the car." You also can't suicide yourself as in "He suicided himself." You cause something to explode, you commit suicide, and you make something disappear. I do go disappearing apples all day long and neither does God!
Sorry, that kind of thing just kind of irks me. I may just be nit picky, but that killed it for me.
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It was just painful to read.
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