Mmmmm...Lou D......
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A 67 yr old woman was left in a CT scanner overnight, when everyone goes home:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21033714/?GT1=10357

1.What is in the back seat of your car right now
I dont drive a car.

2. When was the last time you threw up?
It was a couple of months ago, i drank almost a fifth of Skyy by myself. The jostling of sex made me woosy.

3. What is your fav curse word?
I say "fuck" and "cock" alot

4. Name one person who made you smile today?
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i'm it, you're it

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Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog w/ 10 weird, random things, facts, habits or goals about yourself. At the end choose 10 people to be tagged, listing their names and why you chose them. Don't forget to leave them a comment ("You're It") and to read your blog. You can't tag the person who ( Read more... )

 Why cant anyone spell "lip-syncing"???!!!!

OMG! You can't say "That stupid bitch was lip-singing!" !!! 
Seriously.

http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/chronicle/5083366.html

I wish i had P's boots so i could chain these fuckers to chairs and stomp on their balls until they popped open and their essence spilled out! (heh...i said "essense"...)

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I don't even have to watch the whole movie. All i need to see is the last 4 minutes of Lost in Translation and i'll cry like a baby. By the time the beat for "Just Like honey" kicks in, i'm already wiping the tears off my cheeks. I remember the first time i saw it i had the same reaction, like i know exactly what she's feeling right then. You feel ( Read more... )

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