S is for....Sneeze, Snot, Snort, Sniffle, Shake, Slink, Slur, Slut....

In addition, today is also brought to you in joint partnership with the number 1,000,000,000,000 - The amount of times I've sneezed this morning!

Today is theantichrist's birthday!! He is officially entering the decade of coolness! Happy Birthday!!!!!

Allergies...going...to...kill... me....

( stolen meme's )

The internet is broken. My life, as I know it is held in balance by a retarded UUNet routing issue. Gone is my ability to read news, or log into anywhere - how I can log into here is only known by the Gods. It must be a sign ( Read more... )

So here I sit with my middle child, we've been here for 5 minutes and he's bored. Explain to me why this is a good thing again? He was soooooooooooooooo excited and then - he's bored ( Read more... )

darkness_razed and I were talking about running away. He suggested a boat and Bahamas - but, I think not. I'm afraid of boats, and I'm certainly not a sun worshiper, go figure. That got me started thinking (no my head didn't explode) where would I go if I could go anywhere ( Read more... )

Do you ever wake up and are just cranky? That inexplicable feeling of "fuck off"edness? There are good things about this condition, it makes me incredibly productive thats for sure, but in other ways it makes me really retrospective on everything that pisses me off in my life.

Hi I'm angelicsatire and I'm a procrastinator ( Read more... )

Another of my burning questions - yes I know you don't need to roll your eyes ( Read more... )

It can't be Monday - it just can't be.

( mememememe )