let's be honest, I've never met a cliche I didn't like

[angelgazing]

Because there is no such thing as too much of a good thing, especially if you live in paradise:

The Hawaii Five-0 Cliche Meme

Fake boyfriends, accidental marriages, and amnesia, OH MY!

Whatever your poison, whatever you favorite cliche, it's open and allowed here. Want to see Steve and Danny make out for cover and discover their ~true feelings?

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So Real Lying Here 1/?

[angelgazing]

Danny lost track of the amount of weird shit he'd seen when he was still working his first beat back in Jersey. There'd been a time when he was young and dumb enough to say that he'd seen it all. He hadn't seen a fraction of it, and Danny wasn't even close to the level of idiot it'd take for him to try and make the same claim now.

Still. Still. Danny looked down at Steve on the floor, and blinked hard. "You bleeding?" he asked, his voice kept carefully even.

Steve, the idiot, shook his head, maybe a little dazed as he said, "That's your don't-fight-in-front-of-Grace voice." He at least had enough of a clue to sound a little bit worried. A little bit

Re: So Real Lying Here 1/?

[aredblush]

BB'S FIRST WIP :DDD *claps hands in glee*

I AM IN LOVE WITH THIS AND EVERYTHING IT CHOOSES TO BE! ALSO, YOU! ♥♥♥

Re: So Real Lying Here 1/?

[angelgazing]

WHAT WAS I EVEN THINKING OMG /o\

Whatever, whatever, ILU MOAR!

Re: So Real Lying Here 1/?

[aredblush]

BEAUTIFUL, BEAUTIFUL THOUGHTS! THAT'S WHAT! \O/

No Nic, NO. ILU MOAR!

Re: So Real Lying Here 1/?

[angelgazing]

CRAZY THOUGHTS. CRAZY LIKE STEVE

Re: So Real Lying Here 1/?

[aredblush]

WHO IS ALSO BEAUTIFUL! SO WE ARE BACK AT THE BEAUTIFUL THOUGHTS! LOGIC! I LEARNT IT FROM YOU! >:)

Re: So Real Lying Here 1/?

[angelgazing]

THAT IS NOT LOGIC. THAT IS, AT LEAST, NOT LOGIC THAT IS EARTH LOGIC.

Though Steve is stupidly pretty. Gaah. I want to put my hands all over him. This, I suspect, is also a problem Danny has. When Steve isn't the size of his daughter's toys.

Re: So Real Lying Here 1/?

[aredblush]

BUT WE ARE NOT ON EARTH GROUND! WE ARE IN MEMESHIRE, FANDOM! THAT LOGIC IS TOTES SOUND HERE!

I believe that the Steve-touching is a widespread affliction... I also believe that the only person who could be displeased about it would be Danny, possibly Steve when he realises Danny is upset by all the other people touching him (this is starting to sound like a sexpollen!fic. Where is the H5-0 sexpollen!fic?)

Re: So Real Lying Here 1/?

[sirona_gs]

Tiny!Steve!! Tiny Steve being babysat by Gracie while Danny tears his hair out! ♥______♥

Re: So Real Lying Here 1/?

[angelgazing]

I've secretly been calling this idea the Steve-I Joe story.

Your icon is so fantastic! I just love Steve's face through that entire thing. I just love that entire thing. ♥

Re: So Real Lying Here 1/?

[sirona_gs]

I LOVED THAT ENTIRE EPISODE SO DAMN MUCH. Steve is so smug when the pawn shop owner calls him the more rational of the two! XDDD DANNY'S FAAAAAACE!

Re: So Real Lying Here 1/?

[angelgazing]

... NOW I WANT THE FIC WHERE DANNY IS AFRAID OF DOLPHINS. WHERE IS THAT STORY? IT HAS TO EXIST RIGHT? CLOWNS AND DOLPHINS. STEVE IS LIKE WH-WHAT? REALLY?

Re: So Real Lying Here 1/?

[chaoticallyclev]

KSJDFHKALJSHL

ALL THE WORDS. WE NEED ALL THE WORDS OF THIS. ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ BEAUTIFUL BEAUTIFUL WORDS.

lol, steve. Mad scientists don't live in Hawaii? HAS HE NEVER SEEN LILO AND STITCH?

Re: So Real Lying Here 1/?

[angelgazing]

I AM TERRIFIED OF THIS, OKAY. IT SEEMED LIKE A GOOD IDEA WHEN IT WAS THREE THIRTY IN THE MORNING AND I WAS RUNNING ON THREE HOURS OF SLEEP.

Now I don't even remember where I was going with this. /o\

Re: So Real Lying Here 1/?

[chaoticallyclev]

STEVE BEING TINY AND AWESOME WAS WHERE YOU WERE GOING. AND IT IS A GOOD PLACE. FULL OF TINY BATTLE PLANS AGAINST SPIDERS. OR SOMETHING.