leave the wreckage of your sins

[angelgazing]

Oh god, guys, I am so far behind on answering comments and emails and doing, you know, everything. It's been a ridiculously busy weekend so far, and I'm supposed to be at a dinner right now, but I'm hiding in my room to post this first. Mostly because, UGH, I love my family, but I don't have to love them all weekend do I

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[angelgazing]

Oooh I did totally read that. LOL I never claimed to be original! I know all the places where I fail, I promise. :\ That's why I was asking for suggestions for the super powers. Also, I probably won't write it. Just a fun game?

[professorkatze]

Arthur has the ability to find a waistcoat anywhere, under any circumstances. And to look fantastic in it. And when he was young his gran took him aside to tell him to use his dimples for good, not evil, but lately he's been reconsidering ...
No wait. THAT ALREADY HAPPENS IN THE MOVIE. God I love Inception.

[angelgazing]

AHAHAHA. That there are people in the world who don't love Inception makes me so, so very sad. :((

[gyzym]

SOME THINGS:

1) WHY ARE YOU EATING DINNER AT LIKE... 2 IN THE AFTERNOON
2) YOU'RE SO YOUNG AND IMPULSE DRIVEEEEEEN
3) I SEE YOU USING MY TWEETS AS PROMPTS I SEE YOU

&hearts

[angelgazing]

SOME OTHER THINGS:

1) OKAY, LUNCH, ALTHOUGH EVERYONE WAS HERE LONG ENOUGH TO EAT DINNER AS WELL. /O\
2) YOU MADE ALL OF THE WRONG DECISIONS
2b) I WANT JOE TO COVER THIS SONG SO MUCH IT HURTS.
3) WELL YOU AREN'T HERE TO ENTERTAIN ME, WHAT DO YOU EXPECT?

♥♥♥

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[angelgazing]

OH MAN I WOULD READ SO MANY STORIES WHERE ARTHUR IS CONFUSED BY EAMES MAGICALLY MAKING BOTTLES OF LIQUOR APPEAR!

And then, then, Arthur get's drunk and CAN'T CONTROL HIS POWER, and like, turns Eames paisley shirt into stripes. Eames is totally upset because it was his favorite shirt, but then Arthur is like, oh, well, if you are that sad you should take it off. And they both get distracted.

I LOVE THIS GAME! \o/

[popcorn_orgasms]

"Obviously, Yusuf can talk to cats. But they only speak to him in a language he doesn't know very well...like Spanish. So he has to use a phrasebook and that causes all kinds of translation issues."

Dude, why are you so awesome. That's the best flipping idea I've ever heard. And I read Carebear A&E so there's a high bar. I would read that fic. Why has no one written that yet?

[jibrailis]

Whenever Cobb squints, he can see the inside of people's heads. Which is exactly what it sounds like: he sees their brains, their skulls, and not much else!

Eames has the power to turn anything slutty with a touch. He touches a textbook? It's suddenly a slutty textbook! He touches oatmeal? It's slutty oatmeal! ahahaha, what.

[angelgazing]

HAHAHA Cobb's would be sort of useful when someone gets a head injury if he'd ever bother to learn how to look for swelling/bleeding. Arthur despairs of him a lot when Eames hits his head.

SLUTTY OATMEAL. IT WASN'T EVERYONE TO EAT IT. LOLOLOL

[popcorn_orgasms]

Omg, would Arthur's suit become a slutty suit and touch him inappropriately? IT COULD LITERALLY BE SUIT PORN!
*DIES!*

[popcorn_orgasms]

Or Eames can make anything paisley and he keeps changing Arthur's suit when he absentmindedly touches him. Arthur is quickly losing his mind and bans Eames from touching him--cue tragically sad Eames who makes this horrible mixes of orange plaid and pink paisley. Or grey and black?