OK so you know you're getting old when your child puts a poster of Johnny Depp on his wall. I mean HELLO I feel like I only took my posters of him down yesterday. And the fantastic thing for (not so) old Johnny is that truth be told, between 21 Jump St and Pirates of the Carribean any age he gained (if indeed he did) just made him sexier. My own ( Read more... )

Up & down

Backwards & forwards

Side to side & back again

Backside front

Round & round

When the fuck does this so called merry-go-round end?

So TELL ME what you're waiting for?

Spending the weekend with my brother & sister-in-law in Canberra... they've been looking after us heaps it's been awesome. Today we went to a kids centre, then down to Kambah 'pools' which was beautiful... Tyler, aka Karate Kid, had us in stitches with his renditions of Mr Miyagi in a meditative state...


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So all bloody day I keep seeing Newsflashes on TV with elephants as the headliner for the news... I get to the 6:00 news to see what's the G-O with the elephants... thinking maybe one was importing heroin up its ass or something, surely SOMETHING newsworthy ( Read more... )

I have a mate who's on the run. He escaped outta gaol after 18 months of a 4 yr sentence for about 12 different things. I keep in contact with his family. His name is Frank & I fell in love with him when I was 19, not romantically. He was 14 & he was one of my regulars at the dole office. Him & his little street hoods used to come in & pester ( Read more... )

K so I'm at my best friends house printing wedding booklets & I need to stay by the printer to make sure none of the pages print out dodgy. Ok so I don't HAVE to but I'm anal & I will. So brace yourselves for another pointless Q & A ( Read more... )

If you go over 45, you're a bad influence...harsh. If you go under 10, chances are you live under a rock and have no life... even more harsh ( Read more... )

Responding post-haste to Viv's "OMG.... update!!!"... I know I've been slack as but I'm seriously fucking so busy lately. School, work, 2 weddings in next few weeks that I'm bridesmaid at, so I have Hen's Weekend's, Bridal Showers, Kitchen Teas, Bridesmaid meetings & Hairdresser Trials coming outta my ASS. So it's 1:15am I gotta be quick ( Read more... )

So I can now watch my PSK single featuring the videoclip of Let's Get Together.

Ok guys, just quietly.

She kills my life.

Fuuuuuuuck me.

Anyway. Just thought I'd share.

And it only took me 60 seconds to do so. Oh bliss.

As you were peoples.

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