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Pregnant Hipster Cousin --> Hipster Cousin Mom
Dylan Matthew [Last Name Redacted]
6-21-12 9:25 pm
Cousin went in to labor at 4:00am. Started pushing at 8:00pm. Then they had to suck the kid out with a vaccuum. To top that off he was 11 days late. Stubborn kid just didn't want to leave my cousins uterus. However, the little guy finally came into the world and the Pregnant Hipster Cousin tag is officially retired.
I AM NOW AN AUNT*
*techincally he's my second cousin but me and my cousin grew up like sisters so I'm claiming the aunt title and running with it