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[VIDEO] Episode 1: In which there is a curious lack of lack of crocodiles

Jun 06, 2010 10:45

[The monitor is dark. A growling sound. A man screaming. Glass breaking.

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[audio] cue :O worldentire June 6 2010, 17:59:49 UTC

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... What in God's name are you takin', sport?

[VIDEO] angel_junk June 6 2010, 18:19:36 UTC

[No video? Only a strange voice? Bhamba is not even trying to make out what Sinclair is saying, because at Veridian Dynamics the PA system can only mean one of two things:]

A-am I going to die or is it just Fajita Day again?

[audio] worldentire June 6 2010, 18:21:04 UTC

...What? [Oh, the crazies. Faaaantastic.] No, you're not goin' t'die. What makes you think I'm goin' t'kill you?

[VIDEO] angel_junk June 6 2010, 18:27:05 UTC

What?

[This is when Bhamba realizes that he can actually understand what the voice is saying to him. And now that he does he has to admit he liked the PA system better when it was just droning on ominously.]

Not you, the poisonous gas!

[...he says in a tone suggesting that this is the most obvious thing in the universe.]

Is there anyone in this dream who is not a complete idiot?

[audio] worldentire June 6 2010, 18:34:49 UTC

[Cue stunned silence.]

...I think you need t'take a moment and get your head on straight, sport.

[VIDEO] angel_junk June 6 2010, 18:48:08 UTC

You're one to talk. I don't see you even having a head in the first place.

[He crosses his arms.]

Who are you supposed to be anyway? Because if this is what my subconscious mind is supposed to sound like then I demand a refund.

[VERY POINTED AUDIO] worldentire June 6 2010, 18:50:19 UTC

[...totally regretting this.]

I'm Augustus Sinclair, and if I'm supposed t'be your subconscious you'd better start listenin', son. This is not how a grown man's supposed t'be puttin' himself to the world.

[VIDEO] angel_junk June 6 2010, 19:12:47 UTC

[There's a sudden spark of realization in Bhamba's eyes.]

This... this is not a dream, is it?

[audio] worldentire June 6 2010, 19:41:46 UTC

No, sir, it's not. [Duhhhhh.]

[VIDEO] angel_junk June 6 2010, 19:43:59 UTC

[Bhamba wasn't even waiting for Sinclair to finish his short reply when he started muttering to himself, pacing the room and completely ignoring the other man.]

Of course it's not a dream, there never is a crocodile in my dream, I should have known! Oh Bhamba, Bhamba, Bhamba, why did you have to go and lick one of the lab toads? A bet is a bet, surely, but you know what they've been feeding them. This is not right, this is the most horrible hallucination I ever...

[He just goes on rambling like that for a while, mainly about how he's obviously high on toads and how he's never going to take a bet on who can lick the most lab animals ever again]

[...audio that just doesn't know anymore] worldentire June 6 2010, 19:55:43 UTC

...

[Very quietly, he turns his radio off.]

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