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[3rd_alternative]

I don't know if you guys--argh!--noticed, but...

[the camera turns down towards the ground, where an impressive and intimidating group of bears, are standing at the base of the tree Rex is filming from, trying to swipe at him.]

I think you've got a bit of a bear problem here! Hey, watch it, that's my only jacket! Sheesh, aren't bears supposed to

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[bishonenbunny]

...where are you?

[3rd_alternative]

How should I know? I only showed up here, like, 15 minutes ago!

[bishonenbunny]

Anything remarkable about where you are? Besides the bears, anyway.

[Someone's already going out.]

[3rd_alternative]

Let me get you a better view.

[He climbs further up the tree until there are few enough leaves that he can see beyond them. The camera is pointed at the town, visible not too far away. The apartment building is the closest visible point in town.]

[notaluchador]

[That certainly doesn't look like fun. Jaime can't help wincing.]

Yeah, they are, but...

You want me to call the League or something?

[3rd_alternative]

The League? What's that supposed to be?

[notaluchador]

The local superhero group. My world had a couple of teams like them before... they're the kind of people who'd beat up bears for you, no problem. I'd offer to do it myself, but I. Don't exactly have that kind of manpower.

[3rd_alternative]

[Superheroes? Ooookay, then. Weird, but not that much weirder than total unexplained amnesia.]

Alright. Superheroes. That's great, but I think I can handle this.

[There is the sound of wood snapping and soon Rex has a fairly large branch in hand that he uses to smack the bears with.]

[rainbowbrush]

Whoa, you brought bears with you?!

[3rd_alternative]

[he doesn't think so, but...]

If I did, my memories better give a good explanation for 'em!

[rainbowbrush]

But you're not gonna remember anything if they eat you.

[3rd_alternative]

I know! That's why I'm trying to get away right now!

[alchemy_geek]

You do realize bears can climb, right? Better climb higher.

[3rd_alternative]

[...wat.

Okay, climbing higher up this tree now. Just to be safe.]

They look way too big to climb trees!

[alchemy_geek]

They look too big to run 35 kilometers per hour, but they can.

[yeah, that is so not reassuring is it]

[3rd_alternative]

Great! Thanks for the tip! Now you're going to tell me they can jump from tree to tree, right?