"A dog's paw smells aromatic."

[jump_isforkids]

[A man with curly white hair and bored-looking eyes, wearing a white kimono hanging off one shoulder and black high-collar shirt and black pants and boots, leaves the Lab with his new smartphone, fiddling with it and turning it on when all of the sudden--]I can smell dog breath

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[seeker_of_law]

[Well, that was new. ...Lawfer isn't nearly as surprised to see a 5' dog as he ought to be, but he'll watch with some interest as Gintoki and his giant dog go racing past.]

...A thousand pardons. Far be it for me to interfere with your exercise routine, but I would be remiss if I did not suggest that the beast's owner is already known.

[jump_isforkids]

[Skids to a halt and backtracks, panting and holding the dog back from playfully chomping on Gintoki's arm.]

Wh-- Do you know whose this is?! He's been following me around like a big smelly ghost-- I don't think I would eat dog meat, I'm sure I don't eat dog meat! I can't remember much, but I can say that for sure!!

[seeker_of_law]

'Nathan's Incredimazing Corn Dogs' are on the other side of the park.

But given his behavior, take into consideration that he may consider you his master.

[jump_isforkids]

Don't screw with me, you don't look like the kind of person who thinks corn dogs are made of dog meat, oy.

And that's a load of bull, what kind of dog tries to eat its master?! I've got some kind of smell on me that makes me seem like today's supper. This is exactly what it feels like to be a mouse chased by a cat, it just chases and plays with its prey until it's tired out! [The dog then proceeds to release Gintoki for a moment to give another adorable ~BARK~!, sitting on its haunches and satisfied that Gintoki isn't running away for now, it seems.

Lawfer is right on the mark, naturally.]

Is that Sadaharu did he bring Sadaharu with him OH MY GOD

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[Jr. stands by, watching the man and the huge dog while eating cotton candy.]

Hey.

it's his item he brought along with 8D where is Sadaharu going to sleep IDE 8DDD

[jump_isforkids]

[Gintoki was in the middle of attempting to throw some corndogs past the giant dog to get distract it and make a bolt, but to no avail; it doesn't take its eyes off Gintoki.

Sulking......]

Yeah? Got a problem, kid? If you want the thing, it's yours. Just assemble a few bodybuilders to wrangle him and you're good to go.

...My god he is SO not going to fit into their room what are they gonna do XD XD XD

[bulletserenade]

No thanks. Besides, looks like he's pretty attached to you.

MAYBE IN...THE STAIRWAY... /KEEPS...THINKING... 8DDD;;;;;;;;;;;

[jump_isforkids]

[Scratching the back of his head] Tch... I'd have been happier if it were one of those smaller dogs that fetches the paper, and I end up with this thing. I have enough to deal with, trying to get a hold of my bearings and grasp the situation..

[manjuumagic]

[Pointing from the sidelines.]

Look, look~

It's a parade! It's a two-man parade!

[jump_isforkids]

[SCREAM be careful Mokona it is a dog it will eat you-- Gintoki would make him spit you up though-- BUT YEAH

Gintoki stops and looks around wildly, and then spots Mokona; he's got good eyes like that.] Eh?

It's a fairy! It's a talking fairy?!

[The giant dog hangs out beside him, chewing his kimono sleeve disgustingly.]

[manjuumagic]

Mokona isn't a fairy! Probably~ Mokona is Mokona!

[jump_isforkids]

Mokona? And you said 'probably', you just said 'probably', I heard it.

AUGH goddammit...if this thing isn't an illusion, then you must be real, too, huh? I might have to pretend I'm dreaming a little while longer, though, if you don't mind. [This is replied to with an -ARF!- from the giant dog.]

[thekoistiger]

That one of the park mascots or something? He's following you around like you owe him money or something.

[jump_isforkids]

Wish it was a park mascot, then I'd have some idea who to complain to. [And then all of the sudden, points at you.] Hey. You look like a dog-lover. You look like you've been waiting your whole life to find the right canine soul to be your constant companion throughout your daily grind. Whatdya say, $50? For you, I might even bring it down to $45.

[thekoistiger]

Wha -- why the hell are you trying to pawn it off on ME?! Do you even own it to sell it?!

[jump_isforkids]

It's been following me around the whole day, I'll do what I want with it!!

Fine, I'll take $30 but that's my final off-- [Aaaand Gintoki's head disappears inside the thing's drool-filled mouth again. Cue arms flailing.]

[totallynotaspaz]

Giant dog, huh? Do you mean this one?

[Danny points behind him with one finger to the dog who is currently consuming him from the waist down.]

[1/2]

[jump_isforkids]

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[jump_isforkids]

WHY ARE YOU EATING PEOPLE. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR BRAIN, DOG. [Grabbing the wooden sword looped in his waist, Gintoki starts prying the giant dog's bite open with it.

He succeeds!] TCH..! [And yay for drool-covered wooden swords, awesome.

He turns back to Danny.] You all right, kid?

pretend he's in ghost form in this icon

[totallynotaspaz]

Oh, yeah. I actually barely felt anything, come to think...of...

[Danny just looked back at his own legs and notices that they are so faint that they're almost invisible.]

AAAAAH!