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[ Bam! The video turns on to show one bodacious blonde bombshell. She seems pretty chill despite being a brand new arrival and dealing with all that entails. ]Weeell! This is one hangover for the record books. I've woken up in strange places--or at least I assume I have; it sounds like something I'd do! I think--but waking up in a

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[garbage_phoenix]

[ATTENTION GRABBED. And yet...]

I dunno... It's tempting, but courtesy and gentlemanliness probably conflict with my job description.

[excellinnuendo]

...Flamboyant street performer?

[garbage_phoenix]

No! Maybe! I am a Dark Hero, whatever that is! Either way, helping a damsel in distress just doesn't feel like my game. Sorry, babe. I'll have to impress you in a more sinister way later.

[excellinnuendo]

Wow! My first creepy come-on! That I can remember, anyway. For some reason I can't take your suggestion of sinister damsel-impressing seriously, though.

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[canthandleacape]

If you do do this for a living, I hope you don't lose your memory every time.

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[excellinnuendo]

Every hero needs a weakness, right? I bet I have a bunch of amazing abilities and constant trans-dimensional amnesia balances it all out.

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[canthandleacape]

So, are we all dimension-hopping ultraheroes, or do you think it's just you?

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[excellinnuendo]

...It doesn't sound nearly as cool if everyone's one, does it? I think it's more likely we all just got drunk.

[magicgunworks]

That fantasy certainly sounds... exciting. I hope your true memories live up to your expectations.

[excellinnuendo]

Ooo, what do we have here? A sister, maybe?!

[magicgunworks]

S-Sister...? What are you talking about?

[excellinnuendo]

Don't you see the resemblance?

Gorgeous blonde stacked bombshells! We've got to be sisters!

[fatedmagica]

Ah, um, smoking hot, um...

[ Madoka is all of the confused for a second. But she hears the word "help" and is instantly interested in trying. ]

Um, where is the line...?

[excellinnuendo]

Oh my, how forward! You're certainly a brash one, hun. In exchange, I'll let you cut right to the head of the line!

[fatedmagica]

H-huh? Line cutting?! I-I... I don't think that I should, I mean---!!! I don't want to be cruel to the people who got there before me, s-so!

[excellinnuendo]

It's okay dokey! I won't tell anyone.

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[a_civil_service]

If you need any help finding your way around the city, I've become quite familiar with it since arriving here.

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[excellinnuendo]

Could this possibly be a...gentleman I see? Are you a gentleman, mister?

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[a_civil_service]

[He wasn't quite expecting this question, but he replies after a slight hesitation.]

Ah--I do my best to be courteous and respectful. So you could say that. I hope so.

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[excellinnuendo]

Courteous and respectful. Close enough!