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[garbage_phoenix]

[Video]

[Axel has some day-old bruises and bandages marring his beautiful face, but that's no excuse not to show it off. He has important business to discuss, and what kind of loser uses words to convey his ideas? He tries to keep a conversational tone instead of seeming angry or nervous.]

Hey, so! If anybody else has any crazy accusations about

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[prodigious_mage]

....What's a Dark Hero? It sounds lame. And dumb. Are you sure it wasn't Dork Hero?

[garbage_phoenix]

Ugh! No! The Dark Hero is a guiding darkness for the whole Netherworld (probably)!

[prodigious_mage]

You can't see anything in the darkness.

[garbage_phoenix]

Exactly.

[Pretending to know what you mean always trumps knowing what you mean.]

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[sealed_rose]

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[sealed_rose]

YOU!

How DARE you show your face here!

[Oh hi there Mr. Kidnapper who doesn't remember doing so!]

[garbage_phoenix]

Remember what I said! Nonviolence! I-I can get you free autographs! A lifetime supply!

[sealed_rose]

I do not care about free autographs or such things! I want to make you pay for what you did!

[thekoistiger]

Hero shouldn't be anywhere NEAR your friggin' title even if the kidnapping WASN'T an issue! Who was trying to hide behind me at some point again?!

[garbage_phoenix]

There's a host of subtle differences between a Dark Hero and a plain old boring Hero! Besides, the crazy hobo who assaulted me is no one to talk!

[thekoistiger]

WHO THE HELL'RE YOU CALLING A HOBO?! I wouldn't've had to be so rough if you'd have just come quietly anyway! I STILL haven't figured out how you sucker-punched me!

[garbage_phoenix]

With raw skill, that's how!

[bulletserenade]

Axel? As in, the creep that kidnaps little kids?

[garbage_phoenix]

HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE IN ON THIS?!?

[bulletserenade]

So it was you!

Listen, punk, you'd better remember returning those kids safely and quickly, or I'm going to make sure you're sorry!

[garbage_phoenix]

I haven't even remembered doing it in the first place! How would you feel if you woke up not knowing anything and everyone started yelling at you for being a murderer or something?

Re: video;

[garbage_phoenix]

The Dark Hero works in mysterious ways.

[garbage_phoenix]

Yeah, well... what'd you do that was so impressive?