For Nick...

Nov 16, 2006 12:17

I give you... The new and improved...

LA WILDENSTEIN!!!!


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maps_or_guitars November 16 2006, 17:32:29 UTC
I don't think I'll ever understand why she did that shit to herself.

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andywarholswig November 16 2006, 17:44:09 UTC
I know... and it just keeps getting worse... And what doctor says, "You know what? I think you DO need more work!"

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maps_or_guitars November 16 2006, 17:51:32 UTC
As far as the doctor goes, that's easy: Boat Payments.

But seriously - does a body just wake up one day thinking "I really really want to become reigning queen of the circus freaks?" When did she decide to be such a trainwreck?

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jr_red November 16 2006, 18:05:22 UTC
granted, she's a bit psycho for her train of thought, but she did it for her husband. he expressed more love for their jungle cats than her, so she asked the plastic surgeon to make her look more like the cats.

ah, the things we do for love.

(of course, he dumped her after that)

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jr_red November 16 2006, 18:06:45 UTC
Is the Mr. Wildenstein?? I've never seen what he looks like, but I heard he took her back.

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unappropriate November 16 2006, 18:36:20 UTC
no shit!

i mean, she's still pretty terrifying, but i think that's in the lips.

and the bizarre... um... clay-and-wax-like appearance of her jaw/chin.

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andywarholswig November 17 2006, 11:47:25 UTC
yay! you brought the icon out of retirement!

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unappropriate November 17 2006, 13:24:14 UTC
it was never in retirement! i use each icon for certain things, and jocelyne tended to be for family stuff, but i haven't talked about family stuff in a while, so she just hasn't been used in a while :D

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glitterglorygrl November 17 2006, 05:33:11 UTC
What did she look like before?

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andywarholswig November 17 2006, 11:44:54 UTC

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glitterglorygrl November 17 2006, 17:29:51 UTC
Oh.... wow. That's just... tragic.

I cannot even fathom why someone would want to make themselves look like a blow up doll gone horribly wrong. And in the first picture she was pretty!

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ibrad November 17 2006, 18:47:41 UTC
Jocelyn is just so sad. I mean, men who have had less plastic surgery look better than she does (e.g. Amanda Lepore). I can't say she's bad for having plastic surgery (I could use a tuck here and a rhinoplasty there), but if that is how she WANTED to end up, she's lying or nuts. I read an interview of hers once where she condones women "shop around" for plastic surgeons just like cars, until they find a quack who will do anything they wish.

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andywarholswig November 17 2006, 18:49:17 UTC
I just want to see actual moving video of her... even better if she's TALKING in it...

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