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[andywarholswig]

Um... What?

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[unappropriate]

yeah, but what they don't tell you? is that it was consentual ;D

am i misspelling 'consentual'? it doesn't look right. but neither does 'consensual'. serves me right for trying my hand at Clever when it's not even 8:30 in the morning ;p

[andywarholswig]

But it really WAS concensual:

"Initial reports said the soldier had willingly participated in the act."

Damnit... You're right... Niether spelling looks correct!

[unappropriate]

hee! see? i know these things.

so. Anal Fruit. new band? :D

[andywarholswig]

Well, paddle has to be in there somewhere...

the Anal Fruit Paddles?

Paddleanal Fruit?

the Fruit Paddles?

[jr_red]

while the cucumber is not a "fruit", your userpic has never seemed more appopriate.

you know i'm going to spend the next several hours wondering whether it may have been an apple or a banana.

[andywarholswig]

I just don't get the concept of the fruit insertion WITH the paddling.. Like... Were they trying to pound it in?

[dtpattillo]

pear

[lucifyr]

umm... okay.

so.. ummm... wow.

but was the fruit in it when they were paddling it?

[andywarholswig]

That's what I can't figure out... Like, what would the purpose be of paddling them while fruit was in their asses?

[lucifyr]

maybe they were going to add some ice and make smoothies, but got interrupted?

[andywarholswig]

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